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Which Beatles Song Character Are You?

quiz code lifted from Which Beatles Song Are You?


What do you spend most of your time doing?

Dressing in drag
Sitting along in my depression
Hiding my money so nobody will take it from me
Woof!
Giving out parking tickets
Flying around in the sky with diamonds
Wondering why everyone is laughing
Prescribing pills
Trying to write a best-seller
Ruling over my Country
Topping the bill of a famous circus
Hunting
Prancing about gaily on a hiiltop


If you could have one wish, what would it be?

To be the sexiest person alive
To not be lonely anymore
That nobody will take away my money, ever!!!!
Arf!
That people would stop breaking the law
Dozens of fresh cellophane flowers in my bedroom
To understand Spanish
More hallucinogenic drugs!
To become a world-famous author
That the monarchy will never fade!
To be able to undertake ten somersets, like Mr. H
To kill a big tiger!
For people to like me.


What is your favourite food/drink?

PLASTIC!
Rice
Anything inexpensive
Woof woof!!
Tea
River water
Anything that will make you more happy
Magic mushrooms
Coffee
Biscuits
Energy bars
Freshly killed deer meat
Anything that will make someone like me


What is the secret of success?

Being comfortable with your sexual identity
Death
Being RICH RICH RICH RICH!!!!
Woof! *pant pant*
Meeting your true love
Diamonds
Happiness
Hallucinogenic drugs
OVERCOMING THIS DAMN WRITER'S BLOCK!
Ruling your Queendom well
Being the star of your own show!
Being able to kill things
Being able to live on your own


What is your favourite colour?

BLACK!
Colours are pointless.
Erm, what colour is money?
Woof woof!
Red
Kaleidoscope colours!
Golden yellow
White
Who cares about colours? I'm on a deadline!
The colour of jewels
Red and White
Tan
Green and blue


Who do you love?

Anyone that will sleep with me
No one
My money!!!!
*bark* *pant*
That cute guy I gave a parking ticket to yesterday
Everyone and everything!
Myself
That little green monkey over there
My publisher
All my people
My audience! *blows kisses*
My mummy
I do not know what love is like.


Word association Part One: Hippie

Weird
Eh...
Hippies steal my money!
Woof!
They're okay...
Me!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
My best customers!
Now that would be an interesting story...
BLECH!
Is that a trapeze move?
My mummy doesn't like hippies.
I don't know any of them.


Word association Part Two: Music

Good for setting "the mood"
Depressing
A Waste of money
Howwwwwwwwwwl
Lovely!
The very reason I exist
Beautiful and expressive
Trippy
Inspiring, as long as it's not distracting
I love it when people play music for me!
My show wouldn't last without it!
Nice
I wonder what music sounds like...


Who's your favorite Beatle?

Whichever one will sleep with me!
I don't care.
Beatle? That sounds like something that would steal my money!!!!!!!!
*Bark that sounds a bit like "Paul"*
Paul *blush*
John!
I only like classical music, so none.
Oo, all of them, they were good friends of mine!
George.
Hmm, the one with the little Chinese wife, what's his name, Jack Lemmon?
Beatle?
They made fun of me, so I don't like them!
Ringo, I can really relate to his sad eyes.