Which Beatles Song Are You?


Which of the following is most important to you?

My money in a big brown bag
Communism
Love
The elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
My crush... on you
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
My nowhere plans for nobody
Life as the nuclear family
Having a clean shirt to play around in
Stirring civil unrest
...number nine...
Sex
Nothing. Everything is terrible. The present sucks.


What is your favorite word?

Dough
Commies
Priceless
G'Joob
TeeHee
Fluffernutter
Bald
Perfection
Oink
Mao
...number nine...
Erotica
Depression


What is your favorite activity?

Visiting the zoo
Checking out the fab commie chicks
Being nonmaterialistic
Sitting in an English garden and trying to get a tan
Dreaming... of you
Picturing plasticine porters
Nothing. And I love it.
Singing with the band
Clutching a fork and knife, trying to eat the bacon
Changing your head
...number nine...
Sex
Longing... *sigh*... maybe some crying too


If you could have one wish, what would it be?

Nothing - I am one of the beautiful people.
To snag one of them commie chicks! Yowza!
Nothing - except for your love.
For the van to come.
Hee hee hee... I'm too embarassed to say!
To have tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Nothing - I have no desires.
Just to continue doing what I already am.
A damn good whacking
For you to free your mind
...number nine...
Sex. What did you think?
If I can't have you? Nothing.


Do you love me?

No - you're not one of the beautiful people.
Hell yeah - if you're a communist.
Yes - wanna go out to eat at McDonalds?
Boy, you've been a naughty girl - you let your knickers down.
Hee hee hee - I'm not tellin'!
Nah - gotta find the girl with the sun in her eyes.
What is love?
No. I love my spouse.
No. I love my piggy wife.
Perhaps - unless you talk of destruction.
...number nine...
YES. Get naked.
More than you can ever know *sigh*


Take the Pepsi Challenge.

Coke
Coke
Pepsi
Coke
Pepsi
Pepsi
Pepsi
Coke
Pepsi
Coke
...number nine...
Coke
Pepsi


What is your favorite website?

www.money.com
www.commie.com
www.nothingbutlove.com
www.stupidbloodytuesday.com
www.iloveyouteehee.com
www.lookingglasstie.com
www.ignorance.com
www.happyhappyhappy.com
www.dirt.com
www.changetheworld.com
...number nine...
www.meatsexandjesus.com
www.icantgetoveryousoithinkimayjustgoanddosomemoresighingnow.com


What is your screenname?

Tuned2E
CommieLuvr
NoCashBoi
StupidBloodyTuesday
LuvMeKissMe
TrippedOut
I don't have one... I communicate with no one.
JonesAtHome
SocialCommentary
GnnaBAlrt
...number nine...
SexyBeast
No one cares... I would only IM you, anyway.


Who's your favorite Beatle?

John, of course. He is definetly one of the beautiful people.
Paul. He was a communist, right?
Paul's awful cute, but John wins over my heart, what with his lack of desire for all things material.
John - I am he as you are he as you are me.
John's sexy and all, but PAUL! Ooo! Soooo cute! I could just hold him, and squeeze him, and love him to pieces!
John... to me, he represents the girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
John... no reason
Paul, but I could never love him as much as my spouse.
George. *oink oink oink*
John and Bedpeace (and Hairpiece, too)
...number nine...
Paul, man, I can just see the two of us getting it on!
Ohhh... Paul, I suppose. It doesn't matter. All I want is what I can't have.