CIGARETTE SMOKE IS THE RESIDUE
     OF YOUR PLEASURE. IT PERMEATES
     THE AIR AND PUTREFIES MY HAIR
     AND CLOTHES, NOT TO MENTION
     MY LUNGS.

     THIS TAKES PLACE
     WITHOUT MY CONSENT!

     I HAVE A PLEASURE ALSO: I LIKE A
     BEER NOW AND AGAIN. THE
     RESIDUE FROM MY PLEASURE IS
     URINE. WOULD YOU BE ANNOYED
     IF I STOOD ON A CHAIR AND
     PISSED ON YOUR HEAD AND
     CLOTHES WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT?