THE OLD PHILOSOPHER SEZ,

Here is that guy Murphy again. This time he 
has some laws for motorcycling.

1. A motorcycle cannot fall over without an audience.

2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly 
     proportional to the size of the audience and the 
     owner's ego.

3. Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers 
    once were to kamikaze pilots.

4. You will not feel a need to go to the rest room until 
    after you have put on your rain suit.

5. The fact that your keys are still in your pants pocket 
    will only become apparent to you after you have put 
    your gloves on.

6. Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed.

7. The only part you really need will also be the only 
    one on permanent back order.

8. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle 
    being shown to a prospective buyer.

9. You will never have a flat tire on the road unless 
    you leave the flat repair kit at home.

10. Universal fit accessories are so named because 
      they fit no bike in the universe.