THE OLD PHILOSOPHER SEZ,

When you were young did you ever play 'He said, 
she said'.  Here is some for the not so young....

1. He said...I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got 
    nothing to put in it.
   She said...You wear briefs, don't you.

2. She said...What do you mean by coming home half 
    drunk?
   He said...It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

3. He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted 
    to make love to you in the worst way.
   She said...well, you succeeded.

4. He said...'Two inches more, and I would be king.
   She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.

5. On the wall in a ladies room: "My husband follows 
    me everywhere"
    Written just below it: "I do not"

6. He said...Shall we try a different position 
    tonight?
   She said...That's a good idea...you stand by 
   the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

7. He said...I don't think you will ever find another 
    man like your late husband.
   She said...Who's gonna look.

8. He said...What have you been doing with all the 
    grocery money.
   She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

9. He said...Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
   She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, 
   leave a light on.

10 He said...Why don't you tell me when you have 
     an orgasm?
    She said...I would, but you're never there.