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OLD PHILOSOPHER SEZ, |
We all like to make fun of others. Especially if they're from a different ethnic group or go to a different school. Or maybe just live in a different neighborhood. We see them as not being as smart as we are, and maybe a little backward Here's a do it yourself kit. All you have to do is supply the person that you enjoy making fun of.....DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE...
..._______who spent 4 days in Sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage.
..._______who took his pregnant wife to the grocery store because they had free delivery?
...______who looked in the lumberyard for the draft board?
...______who took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game?
...______who put iodine on his paycheck because he got a cut in his salary?
..._____who was so lazy, he married a pregnant woman?
...______who was feeling so low he got his face slapped?
...______who lost his girlfriend cause he couldn't remember where he laid her?
...______who thought asphalt was rectum trouble?
...______who called his girlfriend tapioca cause she could be made in a minute?
...______who though his typewriter was pregnant cause it missed a period?
...______who wore a union suit cause his wife was in labor?
...______who thought "No Kidding" meant birth control?
..._____who thought Peter Pan was something you put under the bed?
..._____who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?
..._____who thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease?
..._____who thought a mushroom was a place to neck?
..._____who married a colored woman so his kids could have chocolate milk?
..._____who wouldn't go out with his wife cause he heard she was married?
..._____who bought a set of snow tires and they melted before he got home?
..._____who bought a set of water skis but couldn't find a lake with a hill on it?
..._____who dropped his gum in a chicken coup and thought he found it five times?
..._____who thought a cockfight was between 2 lesbians?
..._____who couldn't play golf cause he didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground?
..._____who was told by his doctor that he had sugar in his urine, so the next morning he peed on his Wheaties?
..._____who spent the night in a warehouse because he couldn't spell?
..._____who had 1,500 girlfriends. He was a shepherd.