THE OLD PHILOSOPHER SEZ,

Have you ever sat and had a few brews and 
just watched people walk by. If so, then you 
know that we are a 'slogan' T-Shirt society. 
Here are some of my favorites:

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND
 I'VE GOT A GUN.

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS.

I DON'T GET EVEN. I GET ODDER.

I AM A NUTRITIONAL OVERACHIEVER.

I AM IN SHAPE.
ROUND IS A SHAPE.

A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE
 IS LIKE NIGHT.

TALK IS CHEAP, SUPPLY
  EXCEEDS DEMAND.

I DON'T REPEAT GOSSIP,
 SO LISTEN CAREFULLY.

DISCOVER WILDLIFE! HAVE KIDS!

PRACTICE SAFE SEX. 
GO SCREW YOURSELF.

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ORAL SEX,
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

GOOD GIRLS GET FAT,
BAD GIRLS GET EATEN.

DRINKERS LAW:
YOU CAN'T FALL OFF THE FLOOR.

NEVER KICK A COW CHIP ON A HOT DAY.

GOD MADE US SISTERS
PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS

WANTED: 
MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP

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