THE OLD PHILOSOPHER SEZ,

Being a trained observer things catch my eye that 
probably most of you would miss. Such as the 
variety of styles you see in a men's room. For
example:

1. EXCITABLE=this is the guy who rushes in, shorts half 
         twisted around, cannot find hole and ends up ripping 
     shorts.

2. SOCIABLE=this guy doesn't really have to go, but joins
     his friends, stands next to you talking while you are 
    doing your thing.

3. TIMID=this guy can't go if someone is watching, so he
    flushes as if he went, then comes back later when alone.

4. INDIFFERENT=if everything is being used, pees in the
     sink.

5. ABSENT-MINDED=he opens vest, pulls out his tie and 
    pees in pants.

6. SNEAKY=watch out for this guy. He'll fart silently, acts
       innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

7. FAT=he has to back up, takes aim and hits his shoes.

8. CROSS-EYED=this guy looks into urinal to the left, pees
     into the one in front of him and flushes one on the right.

9. COMPETITIVE=he likes to stand back and challenge 
    others to a distance contest.

10.DRUNK=this guy graps his left thumb in his right hand,
     then pees in pants.

11.CURIOUS=this guy is kin to the NOSY type. He's more
      interested in the guy next to him. While he's looking 
      over at the guy on his left, he pees in the guys pocket
      on his right.