The Old Philosopher Sez,

The old philosopher has been told, from time to time, 
that he's full of it, whatever 'it' is. But here is a few 
more bits of wisdom from watching the pavement and 
the years glide by:

1.Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a 
   hurry to get there.

2.Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep 
   through the sunrise.

3.Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees 
   you'll ride alone.

4.Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at 
   the edge of town.

5.Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.

6.A good rider has balance, judgment and good 
   timing. So does a good lover.

7.A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely
   by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding
   forty miles.

8.If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

9.A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.

10.Respect the person who has seen the Dark side 
     of motorcycling and lived.

11.A good wrench will let you watch without 
     charging you for it.

12.Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to 
     stop for the night.

13.Always back your scoot into the curb-and sit 
     where you can see it.

14.Work to Ride-Ride to Work.

15.Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.