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OLD PHILOSOPHER SEZ, |
Remember the Clint Eastwood movie, THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY, well this doesn't have anything to do with the movie, but I think you'll enjoy it.
1. GOOD: Your wife is pregnant. BAD: It's triplets. UGLY: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2. GOOD: Your son is finally maturing. BAD: He's involved with the woman next door. UGLY: So are you.
3. GOOD: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. BAD: You can't find your birth control pills. UGLY: Your daughter borrowed them.
4. GOOD: Your husband understands fashion. BAD: He's a cross dresser. UGLY: He looks better than you.
5. GOOD: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. BAD: She keeps interrupting. UGLY: With corrections.
6. GOOD: Your son is dating someone new. BAD: It's another man. UGLY: He's your best friend.
7. GOOD: Your son studies a lot in his room. BAD: You find several porn movies hidden there. UGLY: You're in them.
8. GOOD: Your daughter got a new job. BAD: As a hooker UGLY: Your coworkers are her best clients. VERY UGLY: She makes more money than you do.