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The ultimate reply to dear John letter
An Army Ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. 
 While he was stationed there he received a letter 
 from his girlfriend. In the letter she wrote that she 
 had slept with two guys while he has been gone, 
 she wanted to break up and requested that he send 
 back her picture.
The soldier did what any squared away soldier 
 would do. He went around to all his buddies and 
 collected all the unwanted photographs of women.
He then mailed about twenty five of the pictures to his
 girlfriend with the following note:
"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, 
 but please take the one that  belongs to you and 
 send the rest back."