LETTERS      FROM.....

Subject: Fw: Acme Costume Company

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a 
 Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume 
 to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes 
 to a costume company to explain his problem.
 A few days later he received a parcel with the 
 following note:

 
Dear Sir,  Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. 
 The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald 
 head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just 
 right as a pirate.

 Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have 
 just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes 
 a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he 
 receives another parcel and a note, which says:
 

Dear Sir,  Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The 
 long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your 
 bald head, you will really look the part.

 Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

 
Now the man is really upset since they have 
 gone from emphasizing his Wooden leg to 
 emphasizing his bald head so again he writes 
 the company another nasty letter of complaint.
 The next week he gets a small parcel and a 
 note, which reads:

 
Dear Sir,

Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour 
 the molasses over your bald head, stick your 
 wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

 Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.