The Mole Cricket
AKA The Jean Genie


A small mole cricket snuck off to the city
Strung out on rootballs and thrown out razors
Ate all your underwear while pushing up maters
Talking bout BURROW and crawling on Snow White
New York's a go-go and everything tastes right
Poor little MC

CHORUS
The Mole Cricket lives on his back
The Mole Cricket loves pancake stacks
He's outrageous, he screams and he bores
Mole Cricket let yourself go!

Dance like a man but he smiles like a reptile
She loves him, she hates him but just for a short while
He'll scratch in the sand, won't let go his tan
He says he's a mortician and eats your nutrition
And keeps all your dead hair for living up underwear
Poor little MC

CHORUS

He's so simple minded he can't leave his hardshell
He bites on a cowpie and sleeps in his molehole
Loves to be loved, loves to be loved



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