Misheard Songs!
The Voyeur of Stomach Lining Destruction - as Pukey ||| The Last of The Creamer|||
The Buggah of Suburbia ||| The Mole Cricket ||| When You're A Ho ||| 5 Beers (Mist) |||
Dirty Laundry, Dryer Sheets ||| The Dirty Socks Are Going To Smell ||| 5 Beers (AMan) |||
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You've seen the misheard Bowie lyrics,
now it's misheard songs!

So we know Bowie is the ultimate songwriter, no one can surpass his lyrics. Here's a bit of parody - misheard songs! Some of these are revelatory...or just plain nuts! You decide. Please note, done with tongue firmly in cheek.

  • The Voyeur of Stomach Lining Destruction - As Pukey
    AKA The Voyeur of Utter Destruction, as Beauty
    I wrote this for a mate of mine in the UK, he was having a bad hangover. I think my version helped him purge the previous night's debauchery.

  • The Last of The Creamer
    AKA The Dreamers
    Ok this one I had to write, the song just sounds like it's about food!

  • The Buggah of Suburbia
    AKA The Buddha of Suburbia
    Written 4 years ago, as part of the mole cricket series of hits, I still like my version better than the original!

  • The Mole Cricket
    AKA The Jean Genie
    The first hit written for Herman, the Mole Cricket. Man, can he scream and bore!

  • When You're A Ho
    AKA Boy's Keep Swinging
    Ok I found this one on the bowie newserver, by someone I don't think I know, Jaswinder. It gave me a chuckle or two!

  • Dirty Laundry, Dryer Sheets
    AKA Scary Monsters, Super Creeps
    The multi-talented Starluck came up with this one...whadda hoot!

  • The Dirty Socks Are Going To Smell
    AKA The Pretty Things Are Going To Hell
    Another Starluck original! Methinks she has a laundry fetish!

  • Five Beers by Mist
    AKA Five Years
    A Mist exclusive and aired on TransmissionTransition. Mist ran outta beer!

  • Five Beers by AMan
    AKA Five Years
    Not to be outdone in the beer department, AMan had a go as well. Cheers from AMan (mr.ramoana)!






    Got a Bowie song, that just sounds like it should be sung according to your version? Send it in!