A Shot of Tequila

It’s been 4 days since the New York Dolls played at the Henry Fonda Music Box, and I’m stilll sore.The Fonda became a time capsule of 1976 rock and roll spirt! I first met the Dolls in 1974 when I was 14. I told them I was 15 years old. I saw the Dolls last year at the Sunset Junction with the Wiedo’s and Candy Kane.

The show was so exciting and the fact that there is all this new energy having lost Arthur and Johnny.Arthur and his Wife and I spent alot of time hanging ut on the set together.

Sylvain is still a master showman. His like a slippery panter. He looks great just the same, or at least that’s how we felt about each other/ The after party was Ohso Soho, on the roof of the Henry Fonda with 300 New Yorkers, Siruus Trixion, stae from the hospital. Patric, Robbert Stoodard. Tim.Paul Black. Kerol Reye, Smog Vomit, I was introduced to Kevin from Baus Haus and Love and Rockets and off to the Velvet Margarita we went. Uggh my head. I went to the In Magazine Party, Why do Gay people seem happier than straight people? I ran into Marshall Ohboy there. It joint was jumping,but my ride was squirming to leave so I only go to stay 10 minutes. I went to the Ghetto Gloss Gallery to see Angelo from Fishbone performing as Doctor Madvibe, it’s a nice gallery, Club Fluffer in online to do something with them.

The Ting Tings are in town. I gotta see them, they have a new young sound, They are playing South by Southwest. Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols will be brodcasting live at www.indie1031.com It all starts this weekend Friday,Saturday, and Sunday.

Where the pretty go, that’s wear I want to be! Why sit at home in the entertainment capital of the world. I was feeling a little swollen and bloated but this is Hollywood and one must rise to the occassion. I reached in my Armoire and pulled ot a Red and Black Velvet , sequined Vatican Guard outfit and a tam Off we went, my comrade and I.

The occasion was the fashion weer after party for Maggie Barry Perfume and clothing designer to the stars. The Party was held at Citizen Smith in Hollywood’s chic oasis on Caughnga Blvd. In attendance were many designers and models from the Smahbox show, where Maggie Berry had shown her New Gear and Lovely chantuse Morganne strode down the Catwalk, I meet Bernt Kuhlmann who has a shop called xubaz located on Nebraska in Santa monica. A tall dark and Handsome European designer who caught my eye for style..

Peroni beer was being served as the Official beer of Mercedes Benz Fashion Week which lasts from March 9 throught the 13th. This Catered affair was packed and a good time was had by all. Don’t forget to come to the Rainbow Bar and Grill on the Tuesday the 25th for Club Fluffer and killradio.org’s real live Rock and Roll show complete with Morganne, Ruby,Felicity, comedy from Mike Dick, Burlesque and you!
Come sign up and sing with us. Rock City News People come and rock out!

The Zero will host Club Fluffer agian in April with Madame Pameta, Miss Bonnie Delight, my band TequilaBilly, Queen Micki Bellydancer amd Sword enthusiast.

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I went to Chris Morris's birthday party at the Echoplex. We went to see Babs from the Cheating Kind play. He chose singers to play Willie Nelson songs all night. Madame Pamita is a co promoter at the club. Director Eve was there, Josephine , Curlyhaired writer Doug, Angelina, Paul Morris, Babs and I had a ball, I wore my favorite ten gallon hat.

The Zero One had a great party for John Pochna. John, Brandon and Jim are Zero Heroes and they all looked dashing. In attendance were The Pope, Author Peter Beckman, Perry Lister( Billy Idols beautiful ex wife)Dave Damien from the Damned, Vamp Girl, Tamme.Brendan Mullen who was supposed to DJ, Bob Moss, Artist Packman,Tom Nixion and wife,The Pirates Charles, lots of movie stars, Miss Mercy from the GTO's , Claire from Con/Sin on Kill Radio and so many more of my favorite punkers.

I booked Tim Scott from Norway who is great check him out at myspace.com/timscott and the lovely French Chantuse Morganne. I sang Happy Birthday and my Funny Valentine for John along side Morganne which he seemed to enjoy, the cake was yummy and we were in good company the whole night long.

I went to Cafe 322 for Sabrina the queen of Pasadena's going away party. She and baby Lucian have moved to New Zealand to live with husband Tim. The Cafe is located at 322 Sierra Madre and is owned by local stars Flotsum Jetson. They had the band Horses on Astroturf performing. Snotty Scotty was the host and it is the home of the 2 dollar happy hour beer.Yeah! They have lot's of entertainment and delicious eats.

I saw the Peppermint Creeps fresh back from their European tour. They were thrown out of the country because the promoter did not get the proper work visa, Tracy Gunn told me they had fun in Italy and that it was fun while it lasted.

I met Tim Scott at a supper party we had for the New Black Pompeii my new band with Gary Allen and Sita. Tim played on some tracks for our new CD. He blew my mind so I went to the Cat Club on the Sunset strip to see him play. Then I invited him to play at the Zero One for John's Bday. After we all went to the Rainbow, party of 16 for dinner. A few of us went upstairs for Karoke with Miss Kitty. We ordered our pizza upstairs and I sang Rock and Roll Suicide and some Zepp. The girl's wanted me to sing some Hendrix. I was gonna, after all my ex Gary Kellgren, eneneered Hendrix at his gaff, the Record Plant and Mitch Mitchell was my drummer in Trouble for Nora which has a clip on utube now.Alas it was time to leave so I owe them a song next Tuesday.The Patio was packed with Famous rappers dressed in outragous costumes.

The Zero and Fluffer are having a reunion on Saturday, February 23rd with Clare from Kill radio's Con/Sin, Morganne the French Goddess of Song, DJ Surfer Mike from Cowboy, The Bunny,Alvin and and Lucelle, and Vicki Hill. It's ten dollars to get in and an inexpensive beer and wine bar. Hell, bring your own flask.

Tequila TV is on channel 24 Time Warner Cable on Friday at 11pm and the Van Gogh show is on Saturday at 10pm. I do have some news for my friends across the pond as well.Here is the latest confirmed Sex Pistols 2008 European Festival live dates: Isle of Wight Festival: Saturday, June 14th Fields of Rock Festival, Holland: Saturday, June 21st Peace & Love Festival, Sweden: Friday June 27th Exit Festival, Petrovaradin Fortress, Serbia: Sunday, July 13th Paredes de Coura Festival, Portugal: Thursday, July 31st Lokerse Festival, Lokeren, Belgium: Saturday, August 2nd Live at Loch Lomond Festival, Scotland: Sunday, August 3rd

I'm booking special events and I have some True Stars coming your way in the future so let me know if you want to play with us!

I had my 01 Gallery party last week. We had a ball read about it at www.Laist.com arts and eevents for the 01 Gallery and Club Fluffer.

I went to visit the Duchess of Cheer spining at the Burgendy Roon on Wednesday, Don't forget to say hello to Torrence , he is a very tall balck man with a beautiful voice,. The Duchess is is my friend Maria and she is a geood DJ, I know cause I was singing along.The bartenders are cute girls, If I was a guy i'd...

I just got a part in Hard 2 a gay serial killer movie and They chose Alvin and Lucielle and Decay of the Angel for the Wizard of Gore's bonus DVD. Yippie and more to cum...

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LA SCOOP
By Tequila Mockingbird Feb 18 2008

I went to Chris Morris's birthday party at the Echoplex. We went to see Babs from the Cheating Kind play. He chose singers to play Willie Nelson songs all night. Madame Pamita is a co promoter at the club. Director Eve was there, Josephine , Curlyhaired writer Doug, Angelina, Paul Morris, Babs and I had a ball, I wore my favorite ten gallon hat.

The Zero One had a great party for John Pochna. John, Brandon and Jim are Zero Heroes and they all looked dashing. In attendance were The Pope, Author Peter Beckman, Perry Lister( Billy Idols beautiful ex wife)Dave Damien from the Damned, Vamp Girl, Singer/Real Estate mogul,Richard Crowley,The great Norwood from Fishbone,Tamme.Brendan Mullen who was supposed to DJ, Bob Moss, Artist Packman,Tom Nixion and wife,The Pirates Charles, lots of movie stars, Miss Mercy from the GTO's , Claire from Con/Sin on Kill Radio and so many more of my favorite punters. I booked Tim Scott from Norway who is great check him out at myspace.com/timscott and the lovely French Chantuse Morganne. I sang Happy Birthday and my Funny Valentine for John along side Morganne which he seemed to enjoy, the cake was yummy and we were in good company the whole night long.

I went to Cafe 322 for Sabrina the queen of Pasadena's going away party. She and baby Lucian have moved to New Zealand to live with husband Tim. The Cafe is located at 322 Sierra Madre and is owned by local stars Flotsum Jetson. Evelyne,Gus,Danny,Doo Dah officials ,Queen Kavita, and the gang were full force.The had the band Horses on Astroturf performing. Snotty Scotty was the host and it is the home of the 2 dollar happy hour beer.Yeah! They have lot's of entertainment and delicious eats.

I saw the Peppermint Creeps fresh back from thier European tour. They were thrown out of the country because the promoter did not get the proper work visa, Tracy Gunn told me they had fun in Italy and that it was fun while it lasted.

I met Tim Scott at a supper party we had for the New Black Pompeii my new band with Gary Allen and Sita. Tim played on some tracks for our new CD. He blew my mind so I went to the Cat Club on the Sunset strip tp see him play. Then I invited him to play at the Zero One for John's Bday. After we all went to the Rainbow, party of 16 for dinner. A few of us went upstairs for Karoke with Miss Kitty. We ordered our pizza upstairs and I sang Rock and Roll Suicide and some Zepp. The girl's wanted me to sing some Hendrix. I was gonna, after all my ex Gary Kellgren, eneneered Hendrix at his gaff, the Record Plant and Mitch Mitchell was my drummer in Trouble for Nora which has a clip on utube now.Alas it was time to leave so I owe them a song next Tuesday.The Patio was packed with Famous rappers dressed in outragous costumes.

The Zero and Fluffer are having a reunion on Saturday, February 23rd with Clare from Kill radio's Con/Sin, Morganne the French Goddess of Song, DJ Surfer Mike from Cowboy, The Bunny,Alvin and and Lucelle, and Vicki Hill. It's ten dollars to get in and an inexpensive beer and wine bar. Hell, bring your own flask. Tequila TV is on channel 24 Time Warner Cable on Friday at 11pm and the Van Gogh show is on Saturday at 10pm. I do have some news for my friends across the pond as well.Here is the latest confirmed Sex Pistols 2008 European Festival live dates:
Isle of Wight Festival: Saturday, June 14th
Fields of Rock Festival, Holland: Saturday, June 21st
Peace & Love Festival, Sweden: Friday June 27th
Exit Festival, Petrovaradin Fortress, Serbia: Sunday, July 13th
Paredes de Coura Festival, Portugal: Thursday, July 31st
Lokerse Festival, Lokeren, Belgium: Saturday, August 2nd
Live at Loch Lomond Festival, Scotland: Sunday, August 3rd
I'm booking special events and I have some True Stars coming your way in the future so let me know if you want to play with us!

Write me www.tequilatattoo@yahoo.com

Hello, Rocker Nation ,Paul Picasso, who used to manage the Mau Mau's and I have Breakfast at Dennys acrooss the room from Rodney from KROQ 2 days a week. We have a Grand Slam with Grits and Coffee and a carafe to Orange Juice. This week however it was beautiful so we put the top down and drove Downtown to score some art on Santee street. We bought matching Grills and then I had a hard time finding a Bag to match our faux mouthpiece.You see Doo Dah is Sunday and I have the dress and the crown now I have the Grill and the bag that match just for kicks!

I visited Hollywood Book ad Poster and ended up going wih Eric Caiden to see The Strawberry Alarm Clock. The show went great I saw James Trussart guitar maker to the stars,Danny and Linda , My rockabilly pals, Scott Micheals from Dearly Departed Tours. Xavier my old barteder from the Cat and Fiddle and the Stars for me, The Electric Prunes who have nor played in LA in 40 years. It was like they had been in a time machine. The Lead singer was handsome like crazy ad in his 60's. They had a surley Guns and Roses flavor. I had to much t dream last night was one of my favorite songs at 13 in the Phillipines at Teen Club! Then agian, so was Incense and Pepperments. 5 more cents in the Jukebox.Then I would Play Purple Haze and scare the white kids on base.

I wan't to go t the CapnoNason gallery in Bergamont Station to see Ed Colvers show, Bad Otis Link and Joey Remmers with his presentation Fllod, Plagues and the End f Days..

Our old friend Gary owns it and I net his lovely gal pal thel ast time I was there. Nina Hagen is out Campaigning for Dennis for president. I'm voting for Jimmy Page for President, my world, my way.

I sang at the Baked Potato with John Z, that was cool Monday nights they go off on the jazz fusion rock trip. I like it.

Elise from www.Laist.com amd I did the rounds check out her blogs she is really funny and has a great sense of humor. We hit The Farmers Market, Dupars, Tom Begins,Molly Malones, and the Cat and Fiddle in search of comfort food and drink. Cat and Fiddle won with Kim Gardners favorite Mulled wine. Yum Yum Yum and a bottle of rum.

Club Fluffer is throwing Jane Cantillion's husband Richard Ross a birthday party at Fluffer. They will play under Dick andJane and there will be cake. It will also be my filmaker pals birthday. Her Name is Eve. Happy Birthday Eve.

I went t the movies with my friend Frank DeMasmarais ( the producer of The Knights of the Templar) to the movies to see Run of the Arrow directed by Sam Fuller. He introduced me to Sam's widow, his daughter Samantha and the great granddaughter of Sam. Sam is an Artist and makes hand blown jewlery at the Farmers market in Studio City. Stop by and Buy something she's got a magic feel.

I was listening to my old friend Henry Rollin's in Sweden in 103.1 fm. Next week he will be in Ireland. Steve Jones is gonna do his show on the road with The Pistols a little later this year. I'm just waiting for the American tour, till I can get to Amsterdam and England agian.

This writers stike has kicked my ass. I'm about to inactive at AFTRA AND SAG and Axium that used to pay us is bankrupt! I'm going in to producing for awhile... I gotta movie coming out called The Great Buck Howard with Tom Hanks,and Kevin Kline and John Malkevich.. Beakmen's world is on Channel 11 and you can hear me sing the title song every Saturday.

I sang with Mark Mothersbaugh on that. I think that's been my favorite job..I want more work Mark!!! Tequilla TV is on Time Warner on Fridays at 11pm We are on Channel 24 Public Acess, I'm showing Nina Hagen, Exene, Doo Dah's from the past , Ice Tea and Body Count and more. The Van Gogh Show will be on Saturdays at 11pm with more goodies. I'm looking for bands for the OC Tavern too so get in touch, Southlanders from behind the Orange Curtain.

I went to the Zero Opening Downtown. It was great I ran into artist Anthony Ausgang,, John Pachna who created the Gallery in 1982 when I started working with hime. The art of Bad Otis, Tomato Du Plenty, Eloy Torrez, Richard Duarto and so many more, lots of prints, Drawings, Paintings, prints, photographs and sculpture. The show is called Dysmorphic Visualization Syndrome. They have asked me to open Fluffer East there. Cool, you know it kids.I met the editor of Artillery magazine and I'm gonna write for them.

I went to a dinner for 8 function with Perry, Billy Idol's ex, Tim Scott, Gary Allen, Billy ex clothing designer and a great singer, he's like the Black Bowie, Sita, Prima Ballerina and singer, Lucian and Ann Marie, feasted on Salmon along as your arm to celebrate the video for our new band Black Pompeii. the party was lovely and The video is Fierce. It makes Germany in 42 like Gidget stubbed her toe.

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Yeah Yeah, I'm supposed to be on strike but I have to write you. I got up Monday morning and my brand new Skull ring had come from www.Hellkats-LA.COM.

That's Elise's cool company and I was obsessed with that Iggy Pop song that goes" Skull, Fast Cars, Hot Chicks, Money." I made it my new Mantra. So now I got my magic skull like a proper Hindu do! Last night I went to the Magic Castle with my Fairy Godmother Cherie, Erika Larson and her mother, who are the founder's wife and Daughter. We watched Arman Ra play the Thermion and had a great time. I saw Trey from Cabinet of Curiosities there. With the Girl who runs Club Dandy. Then, without a moment to lose, we had the Surf and Turf at the Rainbow. The food there is so yummy, drool…. Big Mike was at the door, cool, cool, Mario's, the first face I see, still a charmer, and Celaine, smiling and taking orders from the Cypress Hill crew there Slash was playing the Whiskey, Lemmy's about to tour Europe, so it was rather a rather sedate evening.

Did I tell you about Halloween, I spent mine with Alex, Karen, and The Sex Pistols. We went to the Craig Ferguson shoot, which held about 50 people. John and I had a Kibitz and a toast,.We watched them play Pretty Vacant. Steve Jones had the flu. That the only time I have ever seen him speechless! John is sooooo funny in the interview he said he was fat, fifty, and I'm back. Such honesty, such integrity, He's such a crack up. He had been on the Tonight show with Jay Leno. Watch Sir Dodgy 's caustic responses!

Check him out in action at www.Rottentv.com

It must be that Puck Rock time of year, I'm going Brendan Mullen's "Masque and Punker Party" at the Echo in Silverlake. Fear is playing the same night at Safari Sam's so I'm going to be a little crazy…

I was elected Punk of the month in Punk Globe Magazine. What a Surprise. I love my titles, Queen of if the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo 1989, Queen of the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade in 1999, and now in 2007, Punk of the month. Yippee!

Doo Ah will be held in January for info go to www.pasadensdoodahparade.com/info

Tequila TV is on Friday Night's at 11:30 pm on Channel 24 Hollywood Public Access, Time Warner. I am also shooting a lot at my Club Fluffer. Come hear the music for free Thursday at 9pm 1941 Hyperion in Silverlake.Yeah and buy your very own Fluffer tee shirt!

You can find Fluffer info at www.myspacetequilaofhollywood.com.

Tonight are Dick and Jane starring Jane and Richard Ross, Ukeular Winter with Patrick Weiss and Angelina, Tequila Billy with Billy Astro and Tequila Mockingbird, Lucas Gonze as Ellery Pleasant and more? Free.

The Rock City News awards are coming so vote vote vote! The show this year is gonna be so much fun. We will see you there.

I did some audience work at Disney. The show is called Amnesia. It was very funny and one of my favorite funny men, Dennis Miller is the host. It was a really great show and I hope that the writers strike long enough for you to see it.

I'm a producer and you can be one too! The 1 secondfilm.com has returned from their long road to Oprah with tales to tell. Check out their Blog at www.1secondfilm.com

I went to my first Rave this weekend. What a Freekshow, I loved it. My best friend Mandy and I went at 1 am. The DJ we wanted to see went on at 7AM. I danced for 5 hour straight. I got home at 10am. Boy, that was fun I wonder what's happening this weekend.?

I went to see Mick Jones and Tommy James at the Troubadour. Firstly I was disappointed that my friend had not put me on the list even though it was sold out but then my friend my old friend Bruce came up and said" let me be your hero" and he was. He got his two tickets at the door and took me in. I had been recording a score for a film called "Plege of Allegiance", I was quite tossed when I got there and I ran into about 100 of my friends. The music was great, totally English Ska!

I hugged Tommy goodbye, Mick was surrounded and having a great time.

Steve Jones was stuffing a bird somewhere I think. Elvis was NOT in the building…

Club Fluffer was like a 3 ring circus this week. Count Smokula 400 year old Vampire sang and played accordion, He sang the hits like oops I did it angina and Ring of Fire.

I had dinner at the Rainbow, I met Eduardo from Club Vodka, who was wearing my favorite Tee Shirt that I had seen this year and it said "I have the dick so I make the rules!"

Prince Andrew of Doo Dah played the Trombone, The Queen of Doo Dah, and Naughty Mickie belly danced with Vanessa with Swords on their heads. Madame Pameta sang Cocaine Songs, Mick Farren from the Pink Fairies caterwauled, Alvin and Lucille chirped, and TequilaBilly played some Zeppelin

Who I was going to Shepard Fairies from Obey Giant's Art show on opening night on La Brea but Troy with Brad Pitt was coming on TV and I've bee craving chocolate so I knew it was time to stay home. I could not face another mob scene this week. I hate Art galleries with doorman; I just went through that at the Hooker show with Cherie.

The Santa Parade was pedestrian at best. Our friend James Bartolet was MCing on Vine and the Derby Dolls skated by. The rest was the Parade as usual, Bob Barker was the grand marshal looking spade and neutered I was standing on the corner drinking orange Cough Medicine, cause I was chilled . A man came up and wanted to taste my concoction.

I'm going to the Jules Verne Film Festival at the Shrine . I met Buzz Aldren last time so I'll see him again tomorrow. He is very cool.

The Cult are in town, I did an Interview with Ian when he was in the Doors. He's a lovely bloke maybe I'll go tonight.

It's been a year and a half since I've taken a lover. I lost interest after my Race Car Driver man. Something new is stirring inside me. No Hurry, I got no worries. Now I'm thinking about it and dreaming about it all the time. It's crazy…. Must be that time again..

I'm putting together a New Years Eve Party for Nina Hagen, She just got her Green Card and is campaigning for Denis Kuchinich.

We are doing a Fundraiser. I will let you know when It's solid. II got quite a few irons in the fire these days. I am directing a video for the Barbaratones, formally Sex with Lurch in January and a Video for a Tattoo Parlor in Hollywood.

I got lot's pictures from the MASQUE Party taken by Cherie Gillette Just for you!

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I went to a listening and video party for Junkie XL from Holland. We had great Greek food and wine there, I met Peaches manager too! I was gonna take the girls but they seemed too busy, and besides I was hanging with John Lydon's publicist and I did not want to be distracted....

Junkie XL does lot's of video game soundtracks and the video was a hoot, I got a copy for Tequila TV. Tom and his Manager Mikeal were very nice and down to earth. We talked about Indian Cuisine mostly, and M.S. and I agree that 'a taste of India' next door to Dan Tana's and the Troubador is a very good resterant indeed!.

Lily and the Ladies were hanging out with Apollo Staar at the Burgundy room. Lil's dad is Tex Beaumont, I placed one of his songs in Linda Kandel's movie 'Mascara', when I was her music supervisor.Tex's new album is called Confidental Terance, is the door man sang at the Hotel Cafe and I went to see him with some friends recently. He is playing Ian's art gallery next door on Wedsnesday at 9pm fer free and he has a beautiful voice, thick and dark, and gospel.

Score!!! I am in the Pasadena Daily news and Pasadena weekly for the Doo Dah Parade. I have'nt read it yet but it sounds positive. We are having a Doo Dah Party at my club, Club Fluffer on the 29th of November.A number of Doo Dah people will be there, Count Smokula, Madame Pamita, Doo Dah chief Tom Costen, Tequilabilly, Alvin Pleaasant. Mick Farren, Ukeular Winter and more. I'm having Thanksgiving dinner with Dick and Jane this year, It should be fun a group of our old friends are comming. Sadly, no date for me. Maybe I will meet Mr, Right now soon...you never know! My friend Leslie is a whizz kid on the internet. She has placed me no.1 on the search engines. If you want to be no.1 in you business I'll put you in touch with her.

The folks at Interorbial held the first annual Space Fashion show! It was held near LAX as in the airport abd iy was a complete success. Randa Miller brought toghether many designers to predict the future of Fashion in Space. I am soooo gonna be wearing those clothes, fresh of the runway. Next we will conquer Japan agian.

I went to the Velvet Margarite with Teresa Crispo and Rainey and some friends from London who were here tressing Victoria Secret Models at the Kodak Theatre. I downed to Magarita's and climbed into bed, I can't drink like I used too and It's just as well. I have a hard on for moderation these days.

The Masque was a blast! Everyone was there. Brendan Mullen's book was the star of the show. Lot's of pictures of us in 1977 during our Punk Glory days. The Pope was there, Janet Cunningham from C.A.S.H., my old agent. Dick and Jane, my fairy godmother photographer, Cherie Gillette, Gaby, Jenny Lens, Bruce from Wall of Voodoo, Elise Thompson and husband Bob Lee, Kay Kay from the Screamers and the Brainiacs with wife Trudy, jounalist bellydancer Pleasant Gehman, Europa. Don Bolles from Ding a Ling, Russell, current king of the rainbow just back from the Danzig tour,Billy Zoom from X, I talked to Tito snd Charlie from the Plugs and the list goes on and on. We got there at 5pm and It was sold out.One of our friends called it Sweating to the Oldies!

There is a Benifit concert for Theatre Theatre and my friends Misty and Bill and involved. I waiting for thier call to tell you more about it. I saw them when I went to sing at Piano Bar.

The Queen of the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade is.... I'll let you know next week. The ceremonial picking is Sunday and I cannot see into the future except I can hook you up if you want too be in the Parade in January

R.I.P. Denton the Bear, you will be missed brother. Sleep well Teddy boy.

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Yeah Yeah, I'm supposed to be on strike but I have to write you. I got up Monday morning and my brand new Skull ring had come from www.Hellkats-LA.COM. That's Elise's cool company and I was obsessed with that Iggy Pop song that goes" Skull, Fast Cars, Hot Chicks, Money." I made it my new Mantra. So now I got my magic skull like a proper Hindu do!

Last night I went to the Magic Castle with my Fairy Godmother Cherie, Erika Larson and her mother, who are the founder's wife and Daughter. We watched Arman Ra play the Thermion and had a great time. I saw Trey from Cabinet of Curiosities there. With the Girl who runs Club Dandy. Then, without a moment to lose, we had the Surf and Turf at the Rainbow. The food there is so yummy, drool…. Big Mike was at the door, cool, cool, Mario's, the first face I see, still a charmer, and Celaine, smiling and taking orders from the Cypress Hill crew there Slash was playing the Whiskey, Lemmy's about to tour Europe, so it was rather a sedate post Halloween evening.

Speaking of Halloween, I spent mine with Alex, Karen, and The Sex Pistols. We went to the Craig Ferguson shoot, which held about 50 people. John Lydon and I had a Kibitz and toast, and bit of the old memorylane. Then Dave from Incest Surfers and a bunch of my pals watched them play Pretty Vacant. Steve Jones had the flu. That the only time I have ever seen him speechless! The Indie 103.1 radio just sucks with out him in his time slot. John is sooooo funny in the interview he said he was fat, fifty, and I'm back. Such honesty, such integrity, He's such a crack up. He had been on the Tonight show with Jay Leno. Watch Sir Dodgy 's most caustic responses! Now they are in London and Glasglow, well, off to rule the world agian.

Check them out in action at www.Rottentv.com It must be that Punk Rock time of year, I'm going Brendan Mullen's "Masque and Punker Party" at the Echo in Silverlake. Fear is playing the same night at Safari Sam's so I'm going to be a little crazy… I was elected Punk of the month in Punk Globe Magazine. What a Surprise. I love my titles, Queen of if the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo 1989, Queen of the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade in 1999, and now in 2007, Punk of the month. Yippee!

Tequila TV is on Friday Night's at 11:30 pm on Channel 24 Hollywood Public Access, Time Warner. I am also shooting a lot at my Club Fluffer. Come hear the music for free Thursday at 9pm 1941 Hyperion in Silverlake.Yeah and buy your very own Fluffer tee shirt!

You can find Fluffer info at www.myspacetequilaofhollywood.com. Tonight are Dick and Jane starring Jane and Richard Ross, Ukeular Winter with Patrick Weiss and Angelina, Tequila Billy with Billy Astro and Tequila Mockingbird, Lucas Gonze as Ellery Pleasant and more? Free.

The Rock City News awards are coming so vote vote vote! The show this year is gonna be so much fun. We will see you there.

I did some audience work at Disney. The show is called Amnesia. It was very funny and one of my favorite funny men, Dennis Miller is the host. It was a really great show and I hope that the writers strike long enough for you to see it.

I'm a producer and you can be one too! The 1 secondfilm.com has returned from their long road to Oprah with tales to tell. Check out their Blog at www.1secondfilm.com

I went to my first Rave this weekend. What a Freekshow, I loved it. My best friend Mandy who was driving a Kodiak these days, and I went at 1 am. The DJ we wanted to see went on at 7AM. I danced for 5 hour straight. I got home at 10am. Boy, that was fun I wonder what's happening this weekend. Let me know. Tequila Mockingbird is now offically on a writing strike, till next week!

I've been trying to find work lately, as you know I act and my pseudo agent calls, knowing I have a nightclub to run the next day to offer me a job playing a prisoner. Don't get me wrong I need the money but when I make a promise, I have a commitment. I said " I can't I'm working and besides, you know I hate playing those parts way out in Lancaster at 6 am with no car" and he says, well ' I am trying to get you work but Central only wants cute young girls." HA, I have been watching TV for my whole life, all 204 channels and it seems they have all types of chicks on the tube.

I get on the horn and make appointments with 16 other casting companies for next week. Note to agents, I can play a black girl really well. I'm afraid this will be on of my bitchest columns I have ever written and why not. It's that time of month and I feel, as a writer, that truth is stranger that fiction. The hills aren't the only thing on fire tonight, kids.

My ex friends have been cockblocking me from getting work of late and now I'm shoving the big one back down their throats. A snide remake here and there and I'm gone. I got nothing more to say to you. I move on and you can pretend you know me. I'll probably appear polite because I am . But you know I know who you are.

Meanwhile, I have been asked to sing soundtracks for a number of films. I'm waiting for The Great Buck Howard to come out with me, Mohawk Spyke and John Malkevich, We had a nice juicy speaking role and everyone we work with acted like it didn't happen and they didn't see it. They simply were not sitting in the chairs in front of us…. I mean we saw them but they did not see us right there, on the same set, it just never happened even though it happened…. Uggh…

I don't care, I know how to keep busy, I just sang with Jeff Goldblum at ML at Hollywood and Highland and my pal Harry Dean Stanton will be at the MINT. Nina Hagen asked me to record a Gospel tune with her and I am recording with Gary Allen. I dumped the poopoo platter of chicks that were pretending to be my friends and went back to my loner girl mystique.

I sang with Harry the Dog at the 25th Anniversary of the Cat and Fiddle, which was fun. I love playing with Harry and the boys; Special guest bassiste was Eva Gardner, Kim and Paula the creators of the Cat's, daughter whom I wanted to play with since she was 15 and Randy the guitarist who is the object of every girl's affection. I saw every British bloke I've known from the last 25 years minus the ones that are dead , back home, or in A.A. there. God, it was cool. I wore my Swiss Miss mini and gave plenty of titties.

Harry is the Limiest Limey you ever heard, kinda like Ian Dury on steroids and now that he is married and settled down so it's great to hang with him and the Mrs. John X plays the synth, Jim Henson on bass etc etcetc. Morrissey kissed me on New Years the last time we played together. MMMMMmmmmm. I wonder If he thought I was a good looking boy? Na he knows me. Morrissey used to come to all the Harry the Dog gigs 3 years ago, I ran into him at Iggy Pop and he asked about Harry. I told him Harry was Great and is leading a charmed life now. Morrissey just played almost 13 nights in a row at the Palladium so I guess he was kind of knackered. Anyway the Cat was packed. Mike Savage from Pygmy Love Circus was at the door just like old times.

The center of my universe is www.myspace.com/tequilabilly, and my work with Odd job aka Alvin Pleasant, better known as Slobbery Jim. All Cunts will be taking a back seat to my work from here on out. I was not getting any work don't hanging out and drinking every day and listening to the same old crap over and over. I've been listening to Jonesy's Jukebox everyday from noon till 2pm Indie103.1 fm.

He's an alright Geezer. He seems so easy going and loves the same blasted noise I do.. I am an anglophile to say the least so it's nice to here him ramble on.

I can't go to the Sex Pistols because am already committed to my club Club Fluffer on the 25th.at 1941 Hyperion. I got the Virginia City Revival filming their video with one of the guys from Jackass directing. Ukeulear winter , Patrick Weiss, Alvin Pleasant, TequilaBilly, Madame Pamita and more. We come back with a new show on the 8th of November. Ahhhhh, Love to Fluff you Babaay,

I guess Jonesy's all the Pistols I'm going to hear cause I'm a busy girl this month! Josie Cotton is playing at the Key Club on the 28th. It's her Video and CD release party. Ginger Coyote and I are going VIP Because we are in Josie's Maneaters video. My people used to eat your people remember.

There's so much going on I cannot tell you about till next time. I know I'm going to Criss Angel and Uri Geller and The Magic Castle wit hmy Fairy Godmother Cherie Gillette from the Trimspa commercials and My Tequila TV show on Time Warner, and Club Fluffer at the Hyperion Tavern and blah blah blah till next time Bye Bye, Must get my hair done by Alex at Rehab on Sunset and Caughunga….

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By Tequila Mockingbird Sept 22 2007

Ahh the weather is beautiful now. I've been crazy from the heat for quite a while. All is quiet in Tequilaville.I went to see Flipper and the Melvins at the Henry Fonda Theatre. That pace is such a civilized venue. I ran into Mike from the art gallery Cowboy in Silverlake Smog Vomit, from Candye Cane's band, Bob Lee and his lovely wife Elise who writes for LAIST online and ton's of old schoolers. I left during Mudhoney and had a great night at Cowboy, dancing the night away... The Melvins were great! KXLU threw this bash with the help of Goldenvoice.

I am concentrating on Club Fluffer at the Hyperion Tavern every other Thursday. On the 27th we have, Mick Farren and Andy C. from the Pink Fairies, The Recovering Catholics, Slobbery Jim, Tequila and Billy's Classic, Deepak,Dic and Jane, Miss Lady Ladiva and more...I'm playing at TAIX on Wednesday with Madame Pamita and on the 30th I am playing the 1second film cabaret with my friend Slobbery Jim. I'm looking for some acts for that event so get in touch if you want to play for more info look at www.1secondfilm.com I went to Pasadena to visit the Bus that they are building for ' The Road To Oprah celebration."

The Doo Dah Parade s coming and we want to include local bands, Marijuana Nation, and artist floats get in touch with me at www.tequilatattoo@yahoo.com for more info or check it all out at www.Pasadenadoodahparade.com.

Who hates the parking situation in Hollywood? Everyone. I heard they are building 44 new clubs in the heart (If Hollywood has a Heart) of Hollywood. All of a sudden there are stabbings and robbery and all manner of crap going on here. It seem like greedy and seedy is latest trend.

Josie Cotton and I sat in with Ginger Coyote at Safari Sam's. Ginger had us sing back up for one of my favorites " If you don't want to F--- me Baby Baby--- off."

I loved the rousing rendition of " Dildo's are a girls best friend." It was a very exciting.evening. We opened for the Vibrators. The joint was packed with lots of old friends. Piss Ant opened and the Vibrators sold tons of merchandise. I went back the next night and there was a 15-dollar charge each at the door for Rockabilly night. Geez Louise, That was a 50 buck visit including drinks ouch! That will teach me to bring my Press card next time. I have not eaten there but the food looks great. Dave Anger and I did'nt even see a band we just went to talk to Scott who use to play with us in a slew of Punk bands in the 80's.

I still love Karaoke at the Rainbow on Tuesdays. Miss Kimmy is cool and I get to bone up on my Zeppelin chops.

I went to a Tee Gee in Atwater Village, now that is a great bar. Very laid back. It is owned and run by a little Italian family. The bartenders are cute and the jukebox is happening. I love that neighborhood bar feeling, we used to have that here in Hollywood. I get out of town on the weekends to collect my thoughts in the unaffected areas.

It's all to trendy in Hollywood, it resembles a Pimp and Ho ball. Mini skirts and Rappers everywhere, not to mention Scientologist, gangbangers and tourists…Now our lives are just a reality show.They must have learned it all from MTV.

I recently got rid of the DooDoo in my life. I mean the people who don't get it and think I'm a snob if I don't let them breath down my neck all the time. I tried to tell everyone I needed a little space but they took it personally and made it worse till they all became part of my Spam filter. Too bad people can't just relax. Oh Well! I still love you all!

Hell is coming on Wednesday, September 26 at The IVAR/Facade: 6356 Hollywood Blvd. Electro-Industrial Decadance for the Morally Challenged, In the Main Area: Industrial - EBM - Futurepop – Noize w/ guest DJ Courtney and Danny of BONDAGE BALL: Ethereal - Darkwave Level 2: Live performance by Suicide Holiday ex-NIN guitarist Ralf Dietel BONDAGE! & The Wicked Producer, Explico, Peter Alan Richard, Brad L Cooper, Taslimur, Lorenzo Sperlonga, Mike Bilz, Jason Dissent, Lizzy Layne, Pinkgrenade®, John Hicks, Topper Anthony from XIII Designs, Douglas Alvarez, James Groves, Emily J. Steigerwald, Mondo of NitewolF Studios, Christian Cadiz, Erebus Films & Photography, UNEQUALART, The Joker, Roger Cornwall Jr., K. Howell, Alicia, PACKMAN, Gaston, Luanie Kologi, Pictor Photography, Silventar, Jinx, 4614, SPHINX, Junky Christ, Heather Lloyd, SUSPECT ART, and Danielle Masucci Hot Tease Review by Madame Sunset & her Hollywood Kittens and Fetish/BDSM performances by: BDSM/Fetish performances by:Master Angelus & Sir SkipDog CharlyB, Fetish Jade & Syrus Mistress Melissa, Silventar Orpheus & Simon Blaise of Cirque de SadePKL Industries playing on quality lifestyle furniture courtesy of Uncensored Designs Sure sounds like fun! I'll stop over after my gig at TAIX!

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By Tequila Mockingbird Aug 30 2007

Psychic TV at the Henry Fonda was quite an event. Firstly was aware of Genesis's genesis in s/man stature nuff said s/he sounded just like Marianne Faithful and looked like her too. They always have an amazing Video show to go with the live performances His time He and Lady Jane dressed in very expensive clothes an rode the LA Transit underground while reading the ONION. There they were at Hollywood and Highland swathed like mummies after a face like a layout I loved in Italian Vogue.

I hung out with Sylvia and Carri Farber, I spied a Butt Wizard in a polka dot skirt and lots of old friends. It was a great show the multi media ness of Psychic T and Throbbing Gristle never change. They are still living Theatre. Thank you Goldenvoice for all your good taste.

Criswell the Psychic is best know for his work in Ed Wood's Plan Nine from Outer Space and his very own predictions to the general public was not quite absent at his 100 year celebration at the Piano Bar in Hollywood. He used to say," The future is where we will spend the rest of our lives!"

It was a formal affair, very gay but not in a sexual way, but in the 1930's terms. Brother Charles Coulumbe, writer, and creator of this festival of future events coined the phrase that we are forever more known as the Criswelians.

Reverence for a man's motto 'we don't think we know". Happy Birthday to Scot from Dearly Beloved toured, heck out his site at www.findadeath.com attended with friends Alex and Sue, Dr Stephen Holler the Bishop of the Gnostic church, Ed Canfield, Audio Visual expert and his crew, We had Eddie Canter music loads special guests, and Good Booze I mean we emptied the top shelf and the were out of beer the next day. I was in charge of securing the location and asking Alex to make the yummy Swedish meatball appetizers and vegetable dips. That night, 30 of us in gowns and tuxes wet down the street singing on a pilgrimage to Criswell's old home known as Disgrace land by my peers. There, Brother Roy and his evil twin told real life ghost stories, only they were true! Brother Roy lived there with his family in the 60's!

Josie Cotton's Maneaters video in out on Utube and yours truly is riding right along side the Maneaters crew. Ginger Coyote from The White Trash Debutants , Robert Musselman, and I had a lovely day of shooting with our gal pals and the simply gorgeous Josie herself! Get off the road…and check out the Video! The Hare Krishna Festival at Venice Beach was a sight to behold, The flowers spilling off the Chariots the colors of all the Sari's, the food and the feeling of good will that flowed into each being.

Rock City News had a lovely get together at the new office. The place is great. Ruben and the gang have a lovely new home.JEMM readers also attended, they were smart and savvy. Meg,John, and I did not go to Sunset Junction, we went to Cynthia's Summer of love party instead with the Insect Surfers and a bitchen light show by DAN.

Club Fluffer is at the Hyperion Tavern on Thursdays so come on down. I'm always looking for music and video so give me a shout at www.tequilatattoo@yahoo.com There is a great coffee shop next-door so look for the Barbers Pole across the street from the Casa. Special thanks to out house band The Recovering Catholics, DJ, Morganne, Lady Miss LaDiva, Angel and Jeff, Lazy Brad Lewis, my wonderful partner Oddjob and the gang for making Thursdays soooo special!

We are located at 1941 Hyperion and Tuesdays are Don Bolles from the Germs new club call Ring- a- Ling. Check it out!!!

News Flash!!!
The Rainbow Bar and Grill has Karaoke rockers! I got an email telling me that Karaoke at the rainbow is a sign of the apocalypse. Well it's here and Miss Kimmy is your Bartender. She picked some great tunes for you to warble and caterwaul. So get going every Tuesday for some red-hot rock over the Rainbow. Dirtbag Music gives away Tee shirts and hats to the most interesting singers and there is a new Guest host every week. www.dirtbagmusic.com

Lemmy is home from his world tour looking hot and it's not just the weather.

The Spotlight is Hetro friendly fun, Forrest from, Boardners, and the Piano Bar is the Manager there and JD is doing the Jukebox. I remembered the days when David Lee Roth and I would show up at 6am for a cocktail or two…

Sad news now Switters has allerted me that tattoo artist extraordinaire Lou Bone of Art to the Bone died last night, leaving this plane far too early.... Don't miss Kendra's art show at Boardners on Friday, HTTH is playing and we are gonna have a good old feast for your eys ears and lips.

Mac Africa's Hat Party is coming got to get a hat for her birthday! And of course I'll see you all at Oki Dog.

News Flash!!! They freed the slaves. That seems like old news to some people but I have to remind my friends every once in a while. I got rid of all the bad news crew and surrounded myself with supportive people. That means zero tolerance for bullshit.

Meanwhile. Bad Manners came to LA and got everybody dancing at Safari Sams. Buster and I went thrift shopping and ate at Denny’s were I introduced him to Rodney Bingehiemer. Buster was going to be on KXLU with Stella but they had to stay in Corona. That was OK I sent my Pal Elise Thompson from www.Laist.com to interview the band out there. He is coming back and we are going to put together a major festival called BADFEST like they do in London!

Bad Manners loved Tinys and we had a cool party there after the show. That band is sooo nice and down to earth. Thank you Tiny’s you rule!

I sang with Jeff Goldblum last week at AQUA. I enjoy singing Billie Holiday songs, they say I sound a lot like her, so Mac Africa told me to come down and sing. Gary Allen went with me and we hung out with Lance, who mans the Mels dinner bar in Hollywood and his handsome French Canadian pal. I’m making a record with Gary now and he sounds great! Iggy Pop’s producer in the 8o is recording it!

Come to Club Fluffer at the Hyperion Tavern at 1941 Hyperion in Silverlake. My friend Don Bolles has a great club there on Tuesdays. My club is every other Thursday, it’s free and it’s fun. Tequila TV will be back on Time Warner on Fridays at 10:30 pm.

Madame Pamita is great! I booked Pam ay Karen Black’s Birthday party At Linda Kandel’s home. 200 of the best and the brightest were in attendance and Linda is the perfect hostess. I sang with Richard Green on piano,, Karen Black sang, Ronnie Blakely from Robert Altman's Nashville sand and played piano .She is all butterflies and daffodils to me.

I was watching the movie, Easy Rider and at one point they visit a commune in the desert, Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda, eat with the family of hippie dwellers. Though there was little food but they all looked healthy and they all smoked pot and worked very hard to grow food. My old Friend Carmen Phillips dressed in an Egyptian glitter headdress, played a part of wondering actors who visit this dusty teepee oasis. She died 3 years ago but she always felt that Easy Rider ruined her career with its Western Romanticism and overt drug usage.

Too bad, she died of cancer and I dare say it would have been less painful if she had indulged herself in pot instead of people killer R.J. Reynolds witch’s brew Salem cigarettes. I have not read the Marijuana bible but I never heard of anyone getting cancer from cannabis.

I remember sacred truths, the 60’s, the American Indian way, and the Hippies. Simple food for simple taste. God’s little flower flourished till the new old boys club took over in Washington. I don’t want Eli Lilly to the only doctor in town. Physicians can heal themselves.” John Nickelson sez Most people have enough problems with the booze and all

On a hot California evening I met with one of the co founders of Hollywood Holistic on Sawtelle . The owners are genuinely interested the health and welfare of their patients and service them in a non-clinical atmosphere. Sick people should be happy and Marijuana seems to make people happy. I mean they laugh a lot. I was always taught to smile because it tricks your brain into believing you are happy. My grandfather had Glaucoma and the doctors told him it was ok to smoke marijuana to relieve the stress on his retina but he refused because he felt everything the Republican government said was true but then he loved John Wayne westerns so he bought what that America was selling him and lost his sight slowly and moderately painfully.

Dennis Hopper who is never scene in Easy Rider without a jay in his mouth. But no amount of medication can quail his hostile republican nature. His Long hair, Motorcycle, Puka necklace ad fridged jacket does not make him cool. He will never heal his longs to be somewhere else no matter where he is. . Their will always be the overindulgence

Mr. B. is more like Captain America. Savvy about the law and human rights and the Federal Government Mr. B. is extremely pleasing to the eye so my interview was a pleasure and not the chore that most assignments can be. He has a natural twinkle in his soul that overflows through his eyes. He calls the office his shop and he built it himself.

Mr. B. was a person who knew the future of human health was about to change paths. Captain America and Billy are Parading without a permit. The Feds are playing that Scissor happy beautiful America routine with your rights. You have selective rights depending on their mood. The new drug czar is trying to crack down on your rights as a California with their Federal debauchery. The old boys in Washington like whiskey or AA Pick your poison…too much or not enough.

Jack Nickelson sez you know this used to be a “hell of a good country”. And then a bunch of Rednecks snuff him, He was too intelligent, and Hillbillies like the KISS keep it simple stupid way of life. He playing a smooth talking ACLU lawyer named George Harrison. Smart people get fucked with. My old friend Tim Leary was constantly fucked with for exploring inner space, which is the opposite of outer space.

I spoke to Mr. B. about which way the wind currently blows in California. We agree with Jack’s analogies. I saw Josie Cotton at the Echoplex. She was great and so was one of my favorite girls, Abby Travis who plays with Josie. I went with my Swedish teacher Evelyn and Ron from LA'sCity Beat. Josie's Videois comming out soon so beon the lookout. Robert Musselman,Ginger from Punk Globe and I are in it. She has some fine talent backing her up!Josie is a very groovy girl and Yes, Josie, Johnny is queer.

Mike Savage’s benefit at Safari Sam’s was like a Punk Rock Reunion. He looks great. He is such a cool dude. The Wizard of Gore Premiere was amazing. The movie was very good. I took Paul Picasso as my date. I walked the red carpet and got snapped by the paparazzi. Director Jeremy Kasten is the handsomest man on earth in a Tuxedo. The party was at W in Westwood. We sat by the pool and celebrated the Los Angeles Film Festival. It was Bloody SWANK!

My old friend Chuy played at Boardners the other night. I loved sitting on the patio and feeling the summer breeze. Trisha looks so pretty and she did a great job remodeling the old hellhole. I saw Kommunity FK there and I loved seein Patrick and Sherry again. It has been years and they are well and happier than ever!

It’s Classy now and Tim Sin and Julie from Tiny’s are there to brighter up your day. Why do you have to be sick before your friends get together? EVERYONE was there, too many names, Laura Savage, Dave Travis, Gypsy, the Pope, Elise from www.HellcatsLA.com, Russell the king of the Rainbow and his brother Dino, Sheppard and Peter from Pygmy Love Circus, Mike’s Band, Speed Buggy, who were fantastic, Los Creepers, Linda Kaye, Barmistress Alex ,The Groovy Rednecks, Sonja, the Spurs, James, Johnny Pockets, Kane from the old Bar Deluxe, Mark Curry and the Dogpatch wino’s, Colin from the Lingerie and so many more of my dear dear friends. It was the Music party of the summer! We love you Michael Savage. Get well soon.

Gotta go make magic! See you on the set. Write Me.

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By Tequila Mockingbird June 8 2007

I want to thank all my friends for stopping by my Birthday party at the Piano bar. I love it when we get together and sing and dance all night.

. I just got back from San Francisco. The city is pretty, the breeze was refreshing as I sat at Rose's café. I was eating mushrooms because they have mushrooms on everything up there. I sang at the St. Francis Yacht Club. Now that's my kind of joint. Fast boats, fast cars. Fast food that's me! I stayed in Marin and worked at a 007 party.

I was May Day AKA Grace Jones and I was with Jaws and the new villain from the Daniel Crane Bond. I served Sparking Bubbley's to the masses shaken not stirred.

Elise and I went to the Getty to see the Knitters. They are a band with Exene Cervanka, John Doe, Dave Alvin, Don Bonebrake and a very hot boy named Johnny on bass.

They sang one of my favorite's "Poor little critter on the road" and a song, dedicated to Top Jimmy, called hand me down my walking cane. I loved the tram ride to the Museum.

Exene is having an art show on Saturday the 9th at 830 Main St. in Venice.

Anthony Ausgang is opening at Bergamont station the same night!

I played at the Kibbitz room last night. It is my Wednesday ritual. I go on so late I mean. 12:30 on a school night, I am surprised so many people come to see me.

I'm going to Bring Fluffier back. Club Fluffier is at The Hyperion Tavern 1941 Hyperion I Silverlake across from Campo something or another.

Miss Lady La Diva will peel, The Cheating Kind will play, The Bunny will Fluff, I will sing, I will show films and DJ and it's all free and I am shooting for my TV Show.

Bring your Demo's and short films to me or write me at Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com.

Tequila TV is airing again this month on Thursdays at 9:30 on channel 24 at 9:00 pm.

I'm showing bondage music from Sarah Bishop and the films of Norman Reedis. These are spooky cool clips so check um out! www.bigbaldhead.com and Eric Van Gogh show is on at 9:30.or visa versa….

The Wizard of Gore starring Crispin Glover, Bijoux Phillips and the Suicide Girls. Is playing at the LA Film Festival and if you like creepy films this one is for you.

I have had to clean my metaphysical house and get rid of all the back stabbing assholes in my life. Since everybody talks about every body I hear what everybody has to say from everyone else and though it is sad that people I thought were my friends are so loose lipped. It a relief to know I'm not crazy. I'd rather focus on my salad so to speak…

Sometimes you have to do a clean sweep and look at who is making your life better and who is making it worse. Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com

I heard this balding completely dull ass of a man say 'Iggy Pop that's all I ever hear about!" He had just left San Francisco and I could tell he had no style, no friends and was just a bitter nerd. Meanwhile his 30 year old out of shape body was a sight not to behold.

Lemmy just left for his European tour. He was in good sprits as he beat the poker machine for the millionth time.

Michael Savage, the lead singer of Pygmy Love Circus has Cancer in his throat. Michael is a great man so let's all gang up on God with our prayers, He's going to need us so be in touch and check on the boy. The Lion's club picnic was held at Barnsdall Park the place where Arthurfest happens. It was a BBQ with ribs and chicken and potato salad and salad and Hamburgers and Hot dogs .The organizers were Susan from the Rustic, Glen Kawahara, Andy Takakjian of Atmus, Monte, Bill, Daisy and the rest of the Lions. The Downbeats played, Randy Miesner form the Eagles, The Spenser Davis group got in to an argument over the Roller Derby date, which was April 21. We went for drinks at the Scorpion Bar on Hollywood Blvd. Johnny made us some delicious elixirs and the atmosphere is very nice.

I missed Morrissey playing on Jimmy Kimmel that was a show the popped up pretty fast and I was kind glad I did not go because I caught a cold, and it hung on so long that I even missed the Roller Derby. Josie Cotton (Johnny are you queer) sang the National Anthem this time. I was looking forward to seeing Elsa and Bruce Duff and the cool skater chicks.

Jimmy Kimmel live is featuring Iggy and the Stooges in mini concert mode in two days. I got tickets and I'm totally stoked. This next three days were totally Wicked Cool!

The Wiltern was sold out in 3 hour for there Stooges show tonight I got last minute tickets from a friend, Morrisey was next to us so we chatted awhile I introduced him to my DierctorL.K. and he pointed out his lady manager. Morrisey asked me if I had gotten married yet! I told him I am single. We gossiped about Harry the Dog, my old bandmate.

Patrick, Elise, Raymond Pettibone, Jack Black and Scarlett Johanson were aall rocking out to the Stooges. My Ex boy toy, Philthy from Motorhead was in the first band. It;s great to watch him play..I ran into very hot love interest of mine and boy was he in luck cause I was pretty horny after the show. The night ended with lots of kisses for me! Thanks for all the kisses Baby!

I'm kinda sad that I'm gonna miss Rude Boy, I socked him once for socking a pal of mine and he asked me out! I did however see the Clash City Rockers at the Cat Club the other evening. They sound like the real thing. I miss Joe Strummer. He was a real doll. Polite handsome, intelligent, the total package. Yes, it's true the good die young and that's why we are still here. I was on the Strip to see Vial from New York. The lead singer chick was miss CBGB's and they were musical pleasing. I met Vince at Tiny's, went to the Whiskey and there was Mike Giangreco and that cut girl who runs the Whiskey.

Central Casting wants to get a look at me. They are closed till May. Suck Suck Suck I want to work a lot and right away! I love working; I am music supervisor for a Film set in Israel later this year. Linda and I went for dinner at the Yamashiro That is such a great place to eat and drink and look at our fair city. The Yamashiro was built for the emperor of Japan during World War One. I'd love to live there alone. I'd invite you all for dinner!

Heart played at the Opheum theatre downtown, Motley Sue and the gang went, and they said it was a great show. I couldn't go. My problem is, I hate sitting down for 2 hours, and I haven't scene a movie in 10 years…Alex AKA Bar mistress has a great dinner party. We had Lasagna and Meat Balls, and sausage. We drank lots of Jagermiester, and then we watched Iggy's videos. I'm in Loose cause he stage dived on my head! That guy is dead sexy fuck! Check it out www.yahoolivesets.com

Linda Kandel's dinner party was a smash. Artist, Writers, Poets, my favorite Anthony Mustang, who is dabbling in guitar now, Cuban born Rafael, inventor Dennis Lotz, actors and playboys.

I am playing at the Kibbitz room every Wednesday at midnight with the Pirates of Fairfax and Tequila TV is back on the air Friday's at 9:30 on channel 24 Time Warner. My clothing will be from the Original Cult. Drew from Lip Services newest label. Hurray! I went to La Luz gallery had a great opening for Robert William's new Hot Rod book. His work is super cool! He did the cover for Guns and Roses, Appetite for Destruction. He's put out tons of books. He's just toooooooooo happening there were artist's and newspaper people everywhere. I ran iinto Stefania, she is in love cursed and she's in Iggy's video www.yahoolivesets.com/theStooges.

His wife Susan is also a famous artist. They met in art school. Isn't that romantic? I love all the Hot Rods out in front of the Gallery. He is also the publisher of Juxtapose magazine. He's swell we go back to went I worked in Art Gallerys all the time. I had ZOMO the Zone Mockingbird Gallery, and I was curator for Grace Lozano gallery and spent years as curator of the 01 gallery with John Pochna That reminds me I'm looking for an acting agent any suggestions anyone, I can play a black chick! I'm good at that… I saw the Stooges agian at the Jimmy Kimmel show. The Tiny's crew were all there. Alex,Danelle,Susan, Tim Sinn, Patrick,Coyote, the girls he whole gang.

Linda Megan and I ran into Don Bolles from the Germs and we were off to his new club.We hung out with Jim from Teenaside and Brett from the Jewish Defence League. The club was great, it was filled with law books and film and Victorian Punk music.Who would think Don would become famous for soap!

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By Tequila Mockingbird March 2007

The Barmistress calls me and says the first 200 people to respond to an Iggy Pop and the Stooges would get in free. So I wrote Yahoo and low and behold I won. So did Motley Sue, Steve and Laura for Tiny's fame. Alex aka Barmistress, Jessica from Tiny's and Lon from Neilson. Iggy is stone sexy. He was half naked and I wanted to eat him alive It was a shoot at the Fox faculty in Century City for Yahoo Live.

We all jumped on stage for No Fun, while Iggy wiggled and squired all over the stage at one point he stage dived right on top of me. The Stooges sounded as good as they did in the 70's when I saw them last. They had a question and answer period, which was boring, but Iggs was all about playing as soon as that was over. What a night!

I was going to watch Rodney get his star on Hollywood Blvd. but the night before I went to the Cat Club and ran into Lemmy He was looking might fine hitting on some 24 year old stripper type. I was drinking a lot of whiskey and I was feeling pretty fucked up so for some reason I had a little stiffy for him, some times Lemmy just turns me on. He was in uniform if you know what I mean…. I can't help it. I'm into to older men with lots of energy. The young ones are sooooo boring lately.

I worked on Mind of Mencia for Comedy Central playing a dyke in jail. Mencia played little Kim my love interest. That was interesting. My agent just loves to send me all the fucking way out of town. On top of that He called me with a part on Rob Zombie's Halloween, knowing I was working on the set he sent me too and the he cancelled because I was working and I could not call him back for an hour. I'm looking for new acting agencies to sign up with let me know if anyone knows of one or two.

Linda Kandel and I went to the launch of Maggie Barry's new perfume called Dangerous Love at the Henry Fonda Theatre. French chanteuse Morganne Picard sang the song for the commercial and she is a great singer and a very good friend. Flaunt Magazine was on the scene and so was I to write about the event. Lot's and Lot's of free champagne. And my favorite the gentleman who sat beside me and said," Do you have money, I have money…. I'm gay and I'm bored" and I said " I won't hold that against you. His boyfriend 's name was Dick. Scott Tisch who works at Hollywood Book and Poster is has been very ill, in the hospital and not working. Scott has had to deal with many major medical issues since childhood so….

Ticsh-Aid is a concert to help him out in this time of need on April 18th at diPlazza Restaurant and Lounge at 5205 E. Pacific Coast Highway in Long Beach. Their information number is 582-498-2461. The show features Gypsy Trash, The Tiki Tones, Violin K Sonata, The Pace, 13 Grade, and Loving Kindness with Sammy Seagull at the M.C.Doors open at 6pm, so be there or be square.

Quentin Tarentino gave a Special Thanks credit to Hollywood Book and Poster in his new film Grindhouse. Thanks Qman we still love you and Robert too! I am singing at the Kibbitz room at Canters every Wednesday night and it's free. I get to frolic in my love for Zep and the Stones and all my favorite Classics. Come on down yall! Robert Williams, my current favorite artist will be at La Luz De Jesus Gallery and Juxtapoz Magazine are having a special book signing and release party for " The Hot Rod World of Robert Williams on Saturday April 7th from 7-11.

Sabrina the party queen of Pasadena is having a baby and will be getting married to Tim from New Zealand very soon. We went to her tea party celebration this weekend, Pasadena Doo Dah Queens, Mary Jean, Kavita, Erica, and myself were there along with Paul Morris formally of the Trailer Park Casanova's Artist Tom Jamison and Tom Kosten of Doo Dah Ma and Pa Kaleta and more were in attendance.TequilaTV and the Van Gogh show are back on the air from 8-:30-9:30 on Fridays! Check out our shows on channel 24 Public Access.It's video party time every week!

Monday Nights at Tinys's is Movie Nights and it cool stuff from the 80's. Two dollar munchies, cheap booze and great ttimes for free so come on down! Tequilatattoo@yahoo.com

Hi there rockers,
Happy New Year and all that jazz. Come see me sing Kurt Weill at the M Bar at Fountain and Vine on Febuary 4th for Bark Victory. We are doing benifit for sick animals so It is a worthy cause. I am playing with Favorites Eva Brontasuis and Russ the Pianist and a slew of nice people.

We had a great time at the grand opening at the Piano bar on Selma and Wilcox. Tammi from Boardners was bartentending and I sang a Billy Holiday tune with co owner Alex and his partner David Brown sang beautifully as well.Bartenders , Billy, Alex, Forrest from Boardners, doorman Andy, beautiful gals and a gaggle of guys in suits and tuxedos.Some guests include lots of my ols pals and new ones too! I glad they are so talented and spunky like Jane Cantilion , who works as a producer on Tyra Banks and who just produced a Piano Bar film came so did Motley Sue from Heart,Karen from CBS, Jerry from Hollywood Book and poster, lovely Louie, who is sweet at filled with delicious Martini's,Sexy Lawyer David Lumb and Mascara Director Linda Kandel. Harry from Harry's the very cool furniture store on National.was also there with Robert from Hitman recordings in Seattle, who had a great soiree at his gaff for his going away party which Paul Picasso and I attended. Daddy Carlos who owns the Velvet Margarita turned us on to $30 shots of Tequila that were out of this world!

My condolences to Julie from Tinys on the death of her mother.I am very sad for her .You have been such a great friend to all of us. I went to Metal Skool to celebrate with my friend Christine Ann and Jason from Austen Texas. Then, after a lovely dinner at the Rainbow.My friend Mike the Doorman at the Rainbow invited us. I was looking for Lemmy but he was there three night's before and all that was left were his pacman scores at the end of the bar.

Paul of The Cheating Kind and I went to the Rustic to hang with Susan and Bill.The girls are sooo cool there and the food is great. But we had already eaten at Home across the street. We stopped at Montys club across the street first. I will be singing the National Anthem at the Derby Dolls game on March 4th so come on down and watch some girly action,

I stopped by Citizen Smith for Dale Gloria's gathering. That was nice. Mile was playing jazz. I met the owners recently and they are very nice. Brian formally of the Henry Fonda is working with them now! Oh my God the wings at California Wings on Caughunga are soooooooo good and so hot they burned going in and coming out, you gotta try them. I'm going to the Lava Lounge to see the Cheating Kind play. I love a little faux southern rock!

I worked on an awful tv show. called Standoff, It was horrible because it was shot at Cybl Brand in the middle of nowhere and it is a stinky dusty old x ladies prison filled with ghost and asbestoes. I am allergic to dust so I was misrable. If it were'nt for the the company of long time pals, Kitty Citizen,Kate, and Lizard, who have been in lots of cool movies with me over the years.

Happy Birthday to writer Kathy Tracy, we love you! The Lido is under new management and all hell is breaking loose. Rumor has it that one bed room will be 2000 dollars. No one is happy around here lately. New rules are coming out of nowhere and they seem nice enough to me but... I have lived there since 1994, How can the rules change now? I want to know what happened to the Grandfather clause? I'm working on a book so I'll keep you posted.

I flew to Sacramento with my company guys on Southwest. I love flying but I hate the crazy airport ettiquette. Whatever dude, here are my shoes. I hope you like my striped socks, I do! Anyways, I'll see you for some punk rock at Tinys, last week our special guest bartender was Jeffrey Dammit, He is the shit!

Tequila

Boy have I missed you guys...I have had a cold, or the flu, or allergys,, and it's too hot, too cold. I don't know...
Friggin California weather is out of it mind with global warming and man made crappola.Anyway, I missed the Bi Rock City News Awards and most of the holiday goodies ecause of sneazing ,weezing and coughing. Everyone called me to tell me how much fun they has at RCN this year. I was supposed to MC with Count Smokula but....
Meanwhile I won a best Jouralist plaque which I will pick up in the near future at headquarters. Thank you Rock City for thinking of me. I went to the Rainbow for surfand Turf with my lawywer Glenn Kawahara. It was packed, so we at at the bar with my favorite Rainbow bartender, and the the metal flow.Lemmy was out of town and the miss Pac Man machine looked very lonely indeed.

Francois from Motorcycle boy had a great art show. Their seem to be a lot of clowns in my life lately, Tinys,Jumbo's and noe Francois's clown have come to haunt me. My longtime galpal Jenny Lens was shwing the early 80's pix she took of the Germs, X, the Screamers and more. They act like you are old if yoou know these bands but really you don't know shit about music unless you were here from the beginning.Jenny even screened cool tee shirts for the oprning. I saw Mike Knox of Rigor Mortis, Many Motorcycle boys, Jill Guido, whom I worked with as a bartender at Zatars, Josie Roth from Fat and Fucked up,Tawny and her huband from the Pik me up,Felicity,Jerry from Hollywood Book and Poster and a ton of people I love seeing! It was my friend Johnny Tailez's Gallery called the Eastside Studios.
Sadly, The rents are skyrocketing in the great california land rape and the studio will be gone forever.

Happy Birthday to the real Mrs. English Frank! We took Robin to the Velvet Margarita for dindin and drinks, Director Linda Kandel arrived and off we went to some chi chi party in Siverlake.

Why do film people go to party;s in Gap and Amarican Apparel. The plaid lumber shirts have got to go! Kurt Cobain shot himself because he knew he was a fashion victim. Bored.... I wanted to go home right away.but we had to experience the Casa de something or other. You could smell the nerousis in the room.There was am abundance of erratic Facial hair. One whack job told us he used seman in his gross glob of chin hair to make it soft. It looked like pubic hair from hell. My TV show is back on Time Warner on Thursdays at 10pm,on channel 24/ My old partener Eric from the Van Gogh show is on at 9;30 so check us out and I you have a ideo you want us to show myspace me at http://www.myspace.com/tequilaofhollywood

Linda Kandel direced a movie called Mascara starring, Steve Jones ( Jonesy103) Amanda, Lumi ,Steve Shubb from the Fenwick and more, She also directer Naked Jane. I am her music supervisior,here I go out of my sick girl bed and on to her cocktail party in a Los Felix Mansion, I sang with Actress Karen Black all night. I love Karen she is a great singer and sctress and we had fun singing xmas tunes. Lot's of Beverly Hills types, s Fashion really such a bad word. I gave up and wore an Sweatshirt and sequined cowboy boots. My friend Tammi from Kelly,and Forrest who used to work at Boardner noew work at the Piano Bar at Wilcox and Selma. It is much hipper than a Karoke bar cause it's real guys like Alex on the baby Grand. It's a very Liberace kind of joint. i like to go there and listen to the Monkees , Shirley Bassey,and Petula Clark on the Juke Box.

Tiny's is doing Breakfast and football for the guys and now the punkrock knitting circle for us Girlys! Rumor has it the Santa is comming to Tiny's for us big kids soon so read your bulletins on myspace you all. By the way Happy Birthday to Steve, the bald one of Tinys. you have a very special place in our hearts punk rocker !

Charlie from Custom Mad Scare and Charlie Worldwide had a great 21 birthday party, Jeffery Damnit formally of Boardners was the MC. I saw Big Jamie, 9 who works the front door at Safari Sam's and was just on a very funny episode of my name is Earl), Mr. and Mrs Johnny Pockets of Tinys fame, The Pope, Zepher, Elise form Hell Kitty, Beachy, Frankie, Kane formally of Bar that sucks, Jessica and the gang , Charlie has a beautiful wife and Baby, he's batting 10,000 000 in the game of life.The bands wwere great and everyone had fun! Chuckie formally of Boardners, now works at the Little Cave in Echo Park, Brian and Spicoli and a bunch of cool chicks from his work crew and a shitload of us went to the world famous Jumbo's Clown room. Tiny's Barmistress Alex, Motley Sue, Karen from CBS, Razz and Dirty Don from Kitty Litter Disco, Jimmy from Couch Concerts, some scantly dressed girls and a very spanky Tranny made Chuckie's Birthday quite a special event. Happy Birthday Chuckie, We Love you.I'm gonna send you a picture of Britney Speers,slash,HOE HOE HOE! I'm spending Christmas Eve at the Rainbow.Xmas cookies and all!

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I took the train at Noon from Pasadena happy, after The Doo Dah Queen Picking at Zorthian's Ranch,in Pasadena. The night before.. I was sitting with Paul Picasso and and all the past Queen's , Ericka, Mary Jean Sabrina ,Kavita,,and contestants ,watching the sunset as the Duke of oodah and Tom Costen of Lifebringer brought us another year of Doodah joy! .Zorthain Nymphsand Siamese twins, Saffona and Saphira will be the new queens of the 2006 Doo Dah Parade. They are very sweet and sexy girls who look like greecian art come to life!

The Laughing Yogi, who has a show on Time Warner tried out as well as Erica Valentine, Pee Pee Poo Poo and a bevy of undercovered talent.

The Parade is Sunday the 19th of November. On my way home from Old Town, I picked up a copy of the Pasadena Star-News and the Twin explode on the first page in Living color! I was also pleased that Fred Ortega mentions Leather Daddy and I as Judges,I even got to Jam with Snotty Scotty, Who are the Grand Marshalls this year.

The Hollywood Christmas Parade is on the 26th Of November.We are going Watch the Parade form the sidelines in front of Tinys. Tiny's will have it's Lovely Bloody Mary and French toasts breakfast, Football and the Parade at sundown I went to the Magic Castle with BatPack as the guest of William and Ted Shred.It was Barmistress Alex's birthday week ,so she was my guest and I hers ant the Weekend birthday soriee!

We saw three Magic acts. Mr Chuck Jones was first Maician, He sawed girl's in half , Alex came out of another room with a purple ballon toy, I love Irma ,the psychic piano in the bar.I had her play Smells like Team Spirt , In a Goda da vita., and Angie by the stones I was quite a treat.

The next evening, I went to the Scopion bar on Hollywood Blvd with my pal, Tonie.Sowers from Mad TV. We had the Pommie Margarita and Tonie had the Cucumber. Mexican food is not my favorite, but the Califlower soup at Tiny's is!

Paul Picasso took me to the Doors 40th anniversay party at the Whiskey. We hung out with Robbie Krieger, I talked to Fuckin Tom Morello, Slash played, Perry Farrell and Chester Bennington sang Jim's parts. Ray Manzerik's haunting keyboards struck like lighting,The place was packed and the city gave a lovely decication to the Doors, Lot's of cops and ody guards, Firemarhalls on parade, no in's and out's 800 peple, it involved , the Cat Club the Whiskey, Book Soup and the tented backstage area.Perry's new band Sattelink Park backed up the 2 remaining Door's touring members. Later, it was time for dinner at the Rainbow, I had dinner with RIck Silva at the table next to Ron Jeremey.Ron is cool he's always invited to the best shows in town.

I went to the Eagles of Death Metal and Joan Jett at the John Anson Ford Theatre. I love the Eagles, they are extremely tounge in cheek. Daddy and Ava,from he Velvet Margarite invited me over for drinks and the band's after party.. I can almost taste the Tequila Bisque Soup from here!

The Beauty Bar had a beauty contest with Alexa Arquette as the M.C. I was their to Meet Juliet and Anthony, who are working on documentary about me and alot of cool local artist.

I also met with Josh Frank , in town over night from Phoniex, who wrote the oral history of a band called the Pixies. He's here working on a Peter Ivers, New Wave Theatre book. Memories...

Apollo Starr was a Judge, the room was festive with all the orange and black balllons.The 4 girls competing were cuter than cute! I did not stay to see who won, after all, they all were great to me! I can't tell you what I did for Halloween, I signed a secret pact with the company, But later I went to Tiny's, where Julie and Steve were manning the bar dressed as Frauliens too!

Felicity and I went to the Rainbow, No Lemmy ,but lot's of my punker pals like Russell and Dino and the hardcorecrowd, slipknot and all. Felicity is singing with Bang Tango this week!

The Van Gogh show is back on the air at 9;30 on Thursdays ,channel 24, Time Warner. My show, Tequila Tv will be on right after that at 10pm.Mojo will be on Internet TV and he just offered us a slot! I'll let you all know when we begin this internet experment... Don't miss the Dame Darcy reading , booksigning, and exhibition.Pure whimsy!

The Illustrated Jane Erie at La Luz de Jesus Gallery on Thursday November 16th from 9-12am

Another Glorious day in Tinseltown.,I'm walking down the Boulavard of broken dreams on my way home from the gym and there is Nina Hagen sitting in front of a brightly lit tour bus. She informs her director and producer that I am coming along to show two German Idol girls the real Hollywood. The Clubs, Tiny's, Frolic, Pantages,Star Shoes , Beauty Bar, Bar Sinister, The Rainbow,, The Roxy, The Whiskey,and of course,Starbucks! We are screaming and talking and having a ball.5 Camera's are shooting the whole experience. It was fun. Halloween in Hollywood starts early. The costumes are movie star perfect. I saw Slash costumes, Johnny Depp's and lots of those tiny outfits in the window at playmates.I went to a shebang at Arrowspace , my friend Eve's new art gallery.

The people from 944 magazine were there photographing the ballet dancers and other Masquade attendies.Eve's art gallery is really nice and big and next door to The Room. Blessed Sacrament's carnival was great this year. I went with Alex from Tiny's, Motley Sue,and Karen from CBS. We rode some rides and drank lot's of Magarita slushys. Writer Kathy Tracy and Punk Rock Lon made the tasty alixir. I was happy to be back at my old school. My friend Elise and her husband Bob Lee had a rad Halloween parrty at Mr.T's Bowl with Elegantly wasted and Backbiter and Upstart. I was supposed to open but Hollywood was held captive by cops and protesters all day.They towed all the cars pretty much without warning and no one would drive anywhere thanks to the police state atmosphere.

I worked on a movie called Big Day on the Sony lot in Culver City . It was fun to work with Bikers from Wild Bunch and Bat Pack. Biker girl parts are my favorite. I pitch a mean glare. I went with the gang to the Key Club to see Hero's of the Federation, It is fronted by our friend David and the were quite a treat. I loved Hanzel and Gretal,, who were also on the bill. They had us and the place on fire , Oh really, I heard there was a fire after we left. The music was great,the show was fantastic. They sometimes even played their instuments and sometimes not.They were Uber German and we could'nt tell if Gretal was a girl or a boy. Everyone sang along and think that is going to be the first DVD I buy this year.. Jessica and Johnny Pockets got Tatted at True Tattoo, I'm getting tatted at Kayden Creations and Josh is tatting at West Hollywood Tattoo.I missed Tattoo porn queen Madison's pary the other day. I gotta full plate. I am looking for an Agent so I can do that acting thing.

I saw my friend Elvira on NASCAR this morning. She looks great . She appeared right after the group prayer and the National Anthem.. Nina and I used to hang around with her in the earty 90's..Angleyne's birthday party was a Blast that year. She said the immortal words "Gentlemen start your Engines"!.

I'm watching Beck on Saturday Night Live and he's still a genius. I knew that when he was 9 years old. He was in a movie with Tomato de Plenty and myself. He has all of his musicians sitting at a dinner table playing the dishes and wine and water glasses with thier knives forks and spoons, while he plays acoustic and harmonica.

Hey, all you rich Rock and stars and people with money and taste. My friend Harry has a furniture studio and everything is going on sale for half price. He has antiques,20th Century Modern,Gallery prints.His shop is by appointment only 1-310-559-7863.

I'm having breakfast at Tinys every Sunday so come on down and have Alex the Barmixtress mix you up a Bloody Mary and French toast .We're all gonna watch football or baseball or something like that!

On Hallowen I am going to Tequila Tuesdays at Dragonfly and the Pumkin carving at the Cat and Fiddle. I'm going to see Abby Travis at Amoeba .It's free you guys!

It's that time agian! Bands,get a flat bed truck and be in the Doo Dah Parade. We are also picking this years queen. I was crowed queen in 1998 .

If you think you are ready for the Doo Dah Experience. If you want more information, www.Pasadenadoodahparade.com

Tiny's will have limited seating for the Hollywood Christmas Parade, It's gonna get crowed so reserve your seat with me to get on the list.! write me!

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I went to the Jules Verne Film Festival with Paul Picasso at the Shrine Auditorium. I ended up on the mailing list thanks to pals, Buzz Aldin and James Cameron, whom, I met at a party at the Arc light 3 years ago. I was there with my friends from Interorbital Rocket Corporation, Rod and Randa Milliron. They are building a rocket for space vacations in the Mojave Desert. Or maybe it was my super cute myspace friend George Lucas???

Well kids, George Lucas was there. His hair is very big! He was a cute young thing when I first saw him. He even had a yellow racecar like my last boyfriend. Jane Goodall was childlike and dressed in Chinese like me. She was carrying a toy chimp. Harrison Ford got an award and thank good he looked healthy and not all emaciated like he has been since he and Calista got together. Ray Harryhousen is older that dirt but he is still kicken! H e showed the colorized version of his favorite movies called SHE. She who must be obeyed. It looked great! I looked great, and it was fun! Bar Sinister has changed a lot! I haven’t been in since they refurbished the main bar.

I went to see Heavenly Trip to Hell one of my favorite bands; they played with Texas Death Star at the Key club and opened for Metal School. We missed the list by 10 minutes. Feeling quite unhappy, Maureen and Alex and I went to get back to Tiny’s. The Gutter Sluts were there, Deb, Red Jen, and Motley Sue celebrating their Breast cancer benefit at the bowling alley in the Hollywood Highland center.

So… I’m sitting in Tinys on a Thursday afternoon, noshing on a cheeseburger and fries. George the DJ from the Saturday Night Sleasezoids comes barreling in a says’ I brought a few of my friends’, then I look up and 200 picture perfect Zombies enter the clubhouse. Zombie with glass in their faces, self death by all kinds of methods. Midgits as corpses, decomposed and rotted looking boys and girls, Drinking, eating , and laughing like day of the dead come to life. They were celebrating the Scream movie awards. I love Hollywood. You love Hollywood , and you should …cause Zombie day was a success and in Hollywood you cane be what you want to be. Their was an accident murder suicide victim behind me and I heard him say “When the time is right , and I become a Zombie, I’ll now what to do! Join me on my my space page

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I went to The Barn Bar on Vine to see Coyote Shivers and George spin records next to the M bar on Fountain. I went with the Director of the Wizard of Gore, Jeremy Kasten.

Crispen Glover is the star; Bijoux Phillips and the Suicide Girls are the not so innocent victims of this epic remake. Jeffery was dancing when I left at 1:30pm He was leaving for Spain, to receive an award as the maker of the bloodiest vampire movie ever made! Tiny's had a video shoot with The Eagles of Death Metal. I chatted with that hot papa Josh from Queens of the New Stone Age. Josh is nice and pleasant; we talked about bikes and racing. He is having a custom bike built and we hung out by some bitchen choppers. Though my groupie days are over one of his friends said, “I’d fuck him” in a sly joking manner and I thought to myself I’d pay to watch and join in!” I was at the Whiskey for Revlon Red and LA Guns. Marky looked great and Miss Money penny and I hung out and watched the show. Rick Garcia was photographing Felicity all over the place and the place was quite festive. The Rainbow was great we had dinner and drinks with Bartender to the stars Kim.

Dragonfly on Wedsday had Josie Cotton We shoot a TV show called Untitled directed by David Steinberg. It was a Black comedy as in Black the race and I learned that I am an Afro Saxon. There is a joke is so perfect, it fits my lifestyle.

We shot in Ontario, California at 3:30 in the morning and worked 15 hours for Eva Longloria’s new movie, “ How I met my Boyfriends dead Fiancé.” Once again, Bat pack was rocking the house with extras. I need to find and acting agent but then you can’t do extra work. Suck Suck Suck. I just like to work all the time. I missed Josie Cotton at the Dragonfly tonight. All my pals were there.

Alexis Arquette, Paul and Helen Rosseler, Gabby from Haunted Garage, Ginger Coyote, Geza X all visited the Fly for Josi Cotton and Cakecutter. I, on the other hand, kicked my own ass at the Gym and slept till 12: 30 pm! I must get back to my Fighting Irish and fucking weight.

I’m playing a benefit for a little dog with one eye that need radiation tomorrow. The project is called Bark Victory and we help animals. Happy Birthday to my pal Ginger Coyote of Punk Globe and The White Trash Debutants.

Blessed Sacrament Carnival is on the 21st and the 22nd. I love the food there. I went to Catholic School there as a child. Now, I drink with the former Priest, the one who gave me my first Holy Communion, at Tiny’s. He and I have breakfast at Tiny’s every Sunday till 3pm, Mmmmmm French toast made with Baggett! Watch Tequila TV on Time Warner Cable, Fridays at 9:30 on channel 24.

Spyke and I were cast in a Vegas nightclub scene again. For two days, Spyke and I couple up and tell each other goofy stuff, Laugh a lot, he falls asleep on the table {his gal pal kept him up all night,} then we are singled out given our own little table…. Now, we are playing a newlywed couple in Las Vegas.

We must have done a convincing job because John Malvevich calls us up the stage and asks a couple of questions and suddenly we are really in the movie with lines and contracts. The movie is called 'the Great Buck Howard' and Tom Hanks is producing it. Lot's of our friends from Batpack were there, Celeste from Underground Mine magazine online, Colin Hanks was co starring, Lunch was divine, salads, fish, chicken, ribs, num num.

I went to the tattoo convention at the Palladium. This will be the last one at that location. They sold the building to W hotel and I hear it will be making a swell parking lot. Meanwhile, The Inkslingers ball was great this year; I met Paul Tracy a mercurial tribalism tattoo artist from San Francisco. My manager Alex introduced us and I watched him tattoo dragons…on the back of a Chicanobilly girl. Rick Garcia and Ricky Junior were taking pictures of all the beautiful human art. Dirty Don Daily invited Alex, Felicity and myself at the show. Hell Kat's, Pinky Starr and the bar are to of my favorite vendors and we girls did plenty of shopping. Later, we went to Kayden Creations for the after party. Johnny Pockets and I listened to PTP. They played a spirited death metal set. , Then in Grecian splendor their amps were so big they smashed up the art gallery on the way down the stairs .We were having a good old time, The bands were good. Andy and Rob, Brock, S.F.'s Paul Tracy, Spicoli, Johnny Pockets, and the whole darned the tattoo crew were banging our heads until 3 am.

I went to the Black cat Galley in Venice. My friend Chris Masson 's paintings were on display and my friend Heather formally of Leather Hymen played with her new band. I went to Spike's birthday party at the Kibbitz room at Canters; I had a Pastrami Sandwich and strawberry cheesecake. I sang some Stones songs with the Pirates of Fairfax. I used to sing with Spike and Eric's old bad Brown Ring. Condolences to all those who loved Kathy Wood. Kathy was Ed Wood's widow. She passed away two weeks ago. She was a very nice lady. Happy Birthdays include, Paul Billy Goat, Motley Sue, Perry Farrell and the Riddler Tonight, I am going to the Vine Bar to watch George and Coyote Shivers spin records. American Hardcore is playing this week. I didn't get invited…. I guess they only want people there that weren't there and don't care. You be receiving some New Wave theatre online soon! We re back, I'm going to see the Blasters at Liquid Kitty. I'm sure that show will rock! Party with me punkers.

Tequila TV is on the air Time Warner channel 24 Friday Oct 12, at 10:30pm.The Van Gogh show is on at 8;30 pm on the same channel. Van Gogh is a good friend and very rock and roll; He plays bands like LA Guns. We shot a lot of amazing footage together. Tomorrow, I'm going to see Motorcycle Boy at the Viper room. I was there last week with Felicity who sang back up with her friend the Beautiful Creatures. It was Scream's 21st Birthday Party. Now, there's more of Dale to love. Scream is open every Sunday at the Viper room.

Come to my gig on Sunday, September 24th at Zen Sushi. Slow mo Erotic Eva Brontosurus The Chairs of Perception Human Hands Reform School Girls Tattooed ladys Burlesque the Bunny doors open at Zen Sushi at 8pm Tequila and Fluffer and more. I am the VJ on Tuesdays at Tiny's. My pal JULIE is the Bar Mistress I am a party promoter for Beauty Bar Star shoes Arrowspace and Tinys Wanna cool party, lemme help!

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Alex is bartending at TINY'S from 12-7pm this week!

Knock Out Speaking of Hollywood dives, if ya like em laid back and lowbrow (in a cool way), check out Tiny's K.O. on the Boulevard between Ivar and Cahuenga. Proving that you can't go wrong with pictures of naked ladies and clowns-not to mention a little wood panelling and orange- hued accents-this intimate bar and grill was just opened by indie punk producer Steve Kravac and Ten Foot Pole guitarist Steve Carnan.

The place aims to take over where old faves such as Smalls K.O. left off; last Friday the place sported more ink than a printing press, while the jukebox blasted some hell-raising hardcore from the likes of the Misfits and Fear. Oh and the food has punk rock type names too. For example the BLT is called the T & A. Yup this one is absolutely not for the velvet rope crowd and it's about time. On a street oversaturated with swank/snobby dance clubs, it's a hole in the wall you won't want to crawl out of.

L.A. Weekly
July 14, 2006

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