Old People
(Steve recently quit Target... again. He's considering jobs that involve driving, which happens to be Steve's favorite hobby. He considers being a bus driver for the elderly or a mailman.)
New Jersey Steve (11:54:53 PM): i don't like old people. i crinch when i'm around a lot of disease
New Jersey Steve (11:55:17 PM): i was once forced to do "volunteer" work at a nursing home. i've been semi-germaphobic ever since
New Jersey Steve (11:59:08 PM): maybe a post office delivery man. i did pass those mail entrance exams
New Jersey Steve (12:00:07 AM): well, when you said drive the bus, i assumed you meant the ones who can't drive themselves, which would the ones close enough to dying, you just look at them, and they look like death
New Jersey Steve (12:00:20 AM): i know it sounds mean, but i can't be around that many people about to die