I am devoting this page to those annoying but sometimes funny things in life, such as pet peeves and really bad pick up lines. You know them, heck you may have even had some tried out on you! I put up some of the choice ones. If you plan on using any, just make sure you take a step back when you are done saying them so as to avoid getting slapped in the face!!
-"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"
-"Excuse me darling, but you're standing on my penis"
-"Excuse me is that outfit felt? (No)"Would you like it to be?"
-"Do you know why you should masturbate with these 2 fingers?"(why)"Because they're mine!"
-"Have you ever had your belly button tickeled ...from the inside?"
-"Hey baby I hear you are into big guns, do you wanna come home with me and blow my head off?"
-"Hi, I have a ten inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears"
-"Hey baby, wanna see something swell?"
-"If you've lost your virginity, could I at least have the box it came in?"
-"I get off around 1:00, and I would like to get you off about an hour after"
-"I think I love every bone in your body, especially mine!"
-"I'm gonna go masturbate, can I have a name to go with the face?"
-"Let's go back to my place and do all the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway!"
-"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
-"Screw me if I'm wrong but...have we met before?"
-"The only reason I'd kick you outta bed would be to screw you on the floor"
-"That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you I'd be coming too!"
-"What screws like a tiger and winks?"(wink)
-"So do you come here often, or do you wait til you get home?"
Now, in case you are ever on the recieving end of one of these corny lines I will share with you my perfect response that works with any pick-up line...
