The Horror File
Look familiar? Trust me you're not the only one scared of scales!
Welcome to the Horror File! If you get frightened easy, this may not be the place for you. This is a scary place so if you don't have a strong heart, you may want to
First, I'll start off with one of my stories. Then, I will share some of my friends, and/or client's horror stories. Finally, if you have the stomach (no pun intended)... please feel free to share one of your horror stories at the end.
Okay, here goes...
About 50 pounds ago, I walked into this pizza place to pick up 2 extra large pizzas for my friends and I who are gearing up for the season premiere of Melrose Place. (I know, I know, now I am really showing my age) So I walk up to the "pick up" counter and tell the guy my name. He goes to fetch my pizzas and proceeds to ring me up. "Are these for here?" he asked. "No! I said wanting strangle the guy, "they're to go." I was so pissed at that guy for insinuating that I was going to eat the two pizzas there, I stormed out and vowed never to return.
My friends Horror story...
My friend and I were sitting in the movie theater, when all of a sudden, at the quietest part of the movie, my friend's chair collapsed with a huge crash. She laughed and responded with, "Well, I guess I'd really better start that diet tomorrow!" She's no longer with us, but her sense of humor will live on! We miss you Donna!!!
All right, now that I humiliated myself and my friends, it's your turn!!
Please tell me your story or stories in the box below. Whoever has the best story will win a gift certificate to one of my favorite places!!
Your story goes here.
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