Intro to the Petting Zoo - 5th Update Music

{Main Verse}
Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When something's going wrong
You must whip it

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Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good

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{Chorus}

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Here are the Default Lyrics and winning Lyrics. Rumor has it that the judges liked it if Sheep and Empire got mentioned in new lyrics.

If the midi file didn't download and auto-play, you may need to adjust your settings, or purchase a soundcard/speakers, or you may need to upgrade your OS to windows, or if you have other sound problems and would like me to email you the .mid file, email me at empire_bungholioNO@SPAMverizon.net.

Notice to viewers of this page, the content here was part of a computer game, called Empire, and this page contains the results of a silly contest in which the players were asked to create silly lyrics to a .midi song. Thus, the text contained herein does not represent the submitter's actual lifestyle or barnyard pleasures and desires.

{Main Verse}
Crack that slave
Give the sheep the slip
Step on her back
Break your UW's back
When a problem comes along
You must enslave it
Before the sheep sits out too long
You must enslave it
When something's going wrong
You must enslave it

Now enslave it
Into shape
Bomb it up
Get sheep
Go invade
Move ahead
Try to invade it
It's not too late
To enslave it
Enslave it good

When a weak country comes around
You must enslave it
You will never live it down
Unless you enslave it
No sheep gets away
They must all get enslaved

I say enslave it
Enslave it good
I say enslave it
Enslave it good

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{Chorus}

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