Head Cage

This is my favorite watersports toy. It's quite simple to build. It's small enough to fit in a garbage bag, but it also knocks down quickly so that it is easily transportable. It traps the subject's head so that he can't escape his fate, and I'm told that it is really quite comfortable to use. ;-)

Making the head cage

Cut out of 3/4" plywood:

Cut a "U" shaped mousehole out of center of the 14" bottom of the back piece, approximately 5" wide and 7" high. Determine the exact size of the mousehole by measuring the width and the height of the subject's neck while he is lying on his back. It should be large enough that it does not touch the subject's neck when he is tries to swallow, but not so large that he can pull his head through the opening.

The two smaller pieces of plywood will be positioned on either side of his head, with very limited clearance. The two side pieces butt against the back piece, forming a 15" high support for the toilet seat.

Prepare two braces, approximately 1.5" x 2" x 9" long. Fasten these along the outside tops of the side pieces with wood screws. Prepare two additional braces, approximately 1.5 x 2" x 13" long. Fasten these along the outside backs of the side pieces. At this point, the side pieces should each have an L-shaped reinforcement situated along the top and back edges. Prepare a final brace 1.5" x 2" x 12" and attach it to the outside top of the back piece.
Sides and back, ready for final assembly

Drill some attachment points for cuffs at this stage, before final assembly.

The top braces provide additional support for the toilet seat, while the vertical braces provide purchase for the screws that hold the back to the sides. Attach the sides to the back by pre-drilling 3 holes for each piece, and fastening with 2" wood screws. The two side pieces should be about 7" apart. You should now have a "pi" shaped 15" high platform that can be slipped over your subject's head while he is lying down, with three braces along the upper edge to provide support for the toilet seat. Your toilet head cage is almost ready to use!

Sides and back assembled

Cut a toilet seat out of 1" x 12" x 12" pine, round the corners so you won't get any splinters, and screw it to the upper surface.

The finished chair, without the funnel.

Using the head cage

Although designed for watersports, the cage can also be used for ass worship, oral service, menstrual service, or scat. For watersports, the cage can be fitted with a funnel. I've used two types of funnels.
  1. A large black automotive funnel fits snuggly between the two side pieces (as pictured below). This type of funnel is nice, not only because of the sinister aspect, but because the victim has no way of knowing how much pee is left.
  2. A clear plastic funnel (which can be made by cutting off the top of a 4 litre water bottle) This type of funnel is nice because of the view. I've attached two different types of baby nipples to the mouth of the funnel - one provides a slow drip irrigation, and the other produces a high volume stream.
A bathtub plug fitted into the mouth of the funnel can be used to allow the victim to contemplate his fate before the toilet is "flushed".

By attaching the cage to a piece of plywood that is about 2' x 4', the cage can be rendered inescapable while it is not in use. This is quite convenient for parties or longer term use. Some ideas on how to make use of the cage are listed here.

Origins

For some years, I've been trying to come up with the ideal watersports assist. I wanted something that would hold my head in place and render me helpless and unable to escape what was coming. I first had the idea for this particular device just as I was discussing watersports with a new friend, and I made the first model in time for it to be used at our first visit. Laura enjoyed using her new toilet when it was fitted with a large black automotive funnel that emptied deep into my mouth. I found it quite frightening to be trapped beneath her as she sat down. Her weight ensured that the chair pinned my head in position, and I knew I was quite at her mercy while I waited for her to relieve herself into the funnel. Once she had started to pee, it was a challenge to swallow quickly in a horizontal position, and I couldn't keep up with her - not even close.... I hope you enjoy it as much as she and I did!

...ready for use......and draining, after use.


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