7.02.01 - Don't tip pizza delivery people with peanuts and unrolled change.

Dial Stench

What's the Dial Stench? It's quite a good question really. To me, it's a horrific discovery I made one day. To you: it should be a warning.

Dial Soap, is just soap. Nothing more, nothing less. It doesn't smell particularly bad, it doesn't smell particularly good... it just smells like soap. The exact same thing is to be said of Head and Shoulders shampoo. Nothing special, you see. But when the two are mixed together... is it just a normal smell? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! It's the Dial Stench! It cannot be described... it burns the nostrils, it makes one gag, it is terror. Beware, all...

De-pantsing
We all know that many people these days like to wear their pants ridiculously baggy. It must seem "cool" to have one's underwear or, at times, one's ass hanging out of their pants. Yet it is not "cool" for one's pants to fall down. And this, children, is wear the technique of de-pantsing comes in. And soon, you too shall be able to perform this technique with ease.

Quick De-Pants

1. While walking, observe your target's feet, and you will notice the ends of the legs dragging on the ground.
2. Quickly step on the dragging end of either leg, and you have de-pantsed your victim.