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All movies are rated on a scale from 1 to 10 1
being the worst and 10 being the best. My reviews
are short, straight to the point and best of all
very VAGUE. Who wants to read a whole
page about a movie anyways right? If you can
answer that question I'll give you 10 bucks.....on
Christmas. Well anyways, this is movie reviewing
at its best people!! Enjoy!!
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Dumb And
Dumberer - When Harry Met Lloyd --comedy,
102 minutes Starring: Eric Christian
Olsen, Derek Richardson soundtrack: whip
it, whip it good!! its all freakin' 80s here except
the vanilla ice song in the beginning, wait...did
that song come out in the late 80s? who cares storyline:
ya ya harry meets Lloyd, their high school
principal is corrupt, they make a special needs
class in the cafeteria, theres some hot girls in
there (mostly near the end, juggies!! *hint*hint*),
and there is an ample amount of stupidity throughout
this movie. Final
Thoughts:
Well, they did real good
with the casting. These guys actually look
like Jim Carrey and that other guy with the nappy
hair in their younger years. The guy who played
as the principal was pretty funny, I think he was
in all those american pie movies. Oh and Bob
Sagat was in this movie?! ( you know, the dad in
the family sitcom "Full House"?) He
was pretty funny. Well, that's bout it. Only
watch this movie if you wanna laugh hard...twice
throughout this movie. I know I did. ----
7
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2Fast2Furious --action/drama/lil'bit of
comedy, 100 minutes Starring: Paul
Walker, Tyrese Gibson soundtrack: AWESOME
freakin soundtrack, BUY this soundtrack, songs
like "Get Down" by David Banner, "Pump
It Up" by Joe Buddens, "Peel Off"
by Jin, mostly hip hop/rap and a little bit
of techno storyline: This was more of a
"buddy" movie to me. Other examples
of buddy movies would be like rush hour 2, shanghai
knights, etc. The first Fast and Furious was
a lot more serious than its sequel. 2F2F is
set in Miami, FL (i think). The beginning
of the movie grabs you right away as a street race
is about to begin and the only thing is that they
need one more racer. Who better to show up
than Brian (Paul Walker) and his extremely intimidating,
super tricked- out, silver w/body graphics, right-seater,
Nissan Skyline. *sigh* By then I knew
this movie already kicked arse. As usual,
they emphasize the beauty that is the import car.
There are a few domestics in here (especially
the saleen ford mustang that didn't fare too well
in the highway). Ok, getting back to the storyline,
its pretty bland compared to its prequel. This
installment of fast and furious, with the crappy
plot set aside, will not cease to satisfy nonetheless. Final
Thoughts:
Go watch this movie. Whether
you like cars or not just watch it. If you're
a guy then you are obligated to watch this. If
you're a girl, then just watch it to see Paul Walker
and/or Tyrese. If you're a freakin horndog
like me then just watch it for both the cars and
the hot women that grace these cars with their
long, slender legs and their ample......just
see the movie ok. ---- 9
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