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This site is an NEWS site for extraterrestrials and the ubermuppet. Allow me to explain. One day whilst walking in depths of my psyche, I noticed my shoe was untied. When I bent down to tie it, I realized my shoe could talk. Long story short, I am the sole benefactor of Batman and the man responsible for the fall of the Berlin wall. But anyway, God likes my site because Jesus said so when I saw him last week. Please tell my shoes to stop talking, and enjoy.
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