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RECENT DISASTER PIECES
Finally added some Icons to the Temple of Jeffery COmbs... to the mens section I added Micheal Barryman. And to the
hotties section Misty Mundae. Fun fun fun.
So I am up late eating left over chicken. It's after midnight, maybe if I'm lucky I will change into a Gremlin. Stubbed my toe like a bitch, guess I'm not so tough. Speaking of tough Smackdowns on, and they are coming to my home town this week, but I feel kinda lame about going to see it live. Yeah I'm lame.
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Hey look I found an old add I was in in the 80's.
Still trying to think of a review for the amazing Deadly Spawn, but meanwhile check out Jeffs page cause he beat me to the punch by collecting pics of friends giving the finger. Check out the website at JEFFS PAGE. Some of these pics will be on my site soon plus pics of hotter chick giving the finger while covered in mud while in bikinis. On the movie world again..HELLBOY kicked ass...saw it twice loved it. It's so HP Lovecraft meets the X men. And so Dawn of the Dead remaked kicked ass too... and don't let the horror snobs tell you otherwise. Also Kill Bill 2 is out... Quinten your a guiness. Speaking of guiness Strong Bad has a new e mail up... www.homestarrunner.com Also never let anyone tell you that website doesn't rule the lamas ass. Speaking of ass ruling that no one belives me. Prince's new album is awesome. Die non believers. Also got Buckcherrys ex lead man Josh Todds solo, a 4 outta 5 there. And HIM best of 4 out a 5 as well.Moody goth sex songs. Good stuff. SO check out the update in the Jeffery Combs area where I add a new icon bio for Micheal Barryman, and some more mental rental reviews... updating the look of the site soon... and one day a god damn dot com. P.S. Dear Gary Oldman you must play Cobra Comadner in the GI Joe movie....please.


Well I have been non existant again. The life of a RIOT is very busy. But sitting here watching DEADLY SPAWN makes me say... wow I love shitty movies. HAS anybody seen the comercials for Skycaptain and the world of tommorrow? Check out the website at Skycaptain.com .IS this movie gonna be awful or abouslutly amazing? Seriously I am very interested. Anyways, I have some great ideas and I shall have them on the way really soon. Be back in a flash.

So where the hell have I been huh?
BROC LESNAR and Goldberg BOTH QUIT the WWE. What's up with that?
Aliens vs Predator movie clip seen on Apple.com
Batman villian in next movie Ras Al Gul
Umm anyways...
First things first paying respects to my friends.
Thanks to Laura for sending me the link to this kick ass game CLICK HERE FOR THE RUBBER LOVER GAME , It's like Bubble Bobble (the greatest 80s game) but as a penis that collects condoms to kill it's enemy. RYan fan club quotes as saying "It's the greatest game ever."
Ryan says it's even better then the Atariesque Helicopter Game he send me. Anyways I also have to keep a shout out to my weirdo pal Jeff because he linked my page to his so I will to JEffs Page is added my link side bar, he's a fan of farts, on the left as well as Somemore crap.

Check in later to see my Mental Rental reviews of good trash movies that I have recently got like, BIOZOMBIE a great japanese zombie comedy. And the Tattoo Connection a Jim Kelly Kung FU flick.
All your base are belong to the short bus!

So I have obtained EVEN MORE CRAP!!!
Check out the mental rentals reviews on...
Zombie Bikers From Detroit
and
PYSCHOS in LOVE
Also it apears the Riot Pooped here mass vandalising is in full effect. I have been getting letters and reports of signings all over all ready. Keep up the good work everyone. Let's see what else? So the Darkness took it all home at the Brit awards, pretty crazy. Brother Bob and I beat Ninja Turtles in Time while drunk at the MY Bar on the weekend. Pretty hardcore. It's so fake! Oh well until next time check out more of Strong Bad's e mails as HomeStarRUnner.com

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JOIN ME IN MY NEW QUEST!!!

My new quest is a mass Bathroom vandalise. I call upon all my friends and all my lagrer group of enemies. Find a bathroom stall anywhere and write RIOT POOPED HERE. This way I can feel like I have pooped everywhere. Hell I almost have. How cool would it be if you are crapping at Wal Mart and show Riot Pooped Here, it will bound us in the most intomet of ways.
Here are my recent questions in life...
What is the penultimit 80s flim?
Does anyone remember the show Parker Lewis Can't lose?
And why the hell am I watching Saved by the Bell right now??
And what the hell??
Ok so instead of adding to the mental rentals today I took it to a new level and seperate article. I have written my sickest crudest most disturbing article yet. Hollywoods facsination on Penil Decapitation. Click here to read the grizzly full article.





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