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NBA Adoption Program

With an NBA player's strike against the team owners, now is the time for us
to show the world just how much we care. It's just not right. Hundreds of
basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the
seven-figure salary line. And as if that weren't bad enough, they will be
deprived of pay for several weeks -possibly a whole year!

But now you can help! For about two thousand dollars a day - that's less
than the cost of a large screen projection TV - you can help keep a
basketball player economically viable during his time of need. Two thousand
dollars a day may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to a basketball
player it could mean the difference between a vacation spent golfing in
Vegas with Steve Winn or a tenth Mercedes Benz (lowered of course). For
you, two thousand dollars is nothing more than three months rent or mortgage
payments. But to a basketball player, two thousand dollars a day will
almost replace his salary. Your commitment of two thousand dollars a day
will enable a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the
year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.

"HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?" Each month, you will receive a complete
financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his
stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, girlfriends, illegitimate children and
other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. You'll also get
information on how he plans to invest the $5 million lump sum he will
receive upon retirement (most likely on his brother's car wash venture).

"HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?" Your basketball player will be told that he
has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the
player won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your
home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for
unexpected expenses.

Simply fill out the form below.

YES, I want to help! I would like to sponsor a striking NBA basketball
player. My preference is checked below:
[ ] Starter
[ ] Reserve
[ ] Star*
[ ] Superstar**
[ ] Showboat**
[ ] Superstar (in Rehab)**
[ ] Entire team***
[ ] I'll sponsor a player most in need. Please select one for me.*

* Higher cost
** Much higher cost
*** Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a specific team.
(Does not include cheerleaders)

Please charge the account listed below $2,054.79 per day for reserve or
starter for the duration of the strike. Please send me a picture of the
player I have sponsored, along with a team logo and my very own NBA Players
Association badge to wear proudly on my lapel.
[ ] MasterCard
[ ] Visa
[ ] American Express
[ ] Discover Card
[ ] Diner's Club

Your Name: _________________________________________
Telephone Number: __________________________________
Account Number: ____________________________________
Exp. Date: _____________ Pin #:_____________________
Signature: _________________________________________

Mail completed form to NBA Players Association or call 1-888-TOOMUCH now to
enroll by phone (Children under 18 must have parent's approval).

Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player they have sponsored,
either in person or by other means including, but not limited to, telephone
calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Keep in mind that the basketball
player you have sponsored will be much to busy enjoying his free time,
thanks to your generous donations. Oh yes, contributions are not tax