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OK, here's the deal. I guess I'm a fairly introspective person, because I'm always re-evaluating myself, and wondering about things like "Who am I, really?" Well, because of this, I'm always on the lookout for new ways to find the answer. I realize an online quiz is not necessarily the most reliable source, but as you will see, there are some recurring motifs, so there must be something to this thing. I've weeded out the ones that were way out there, and of the ones that remain, I've included comments with the entry if there's anything
with which I don't entirely agree.
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Most of these will be a quick read, but for the more detailed
analyses,
Jump to the Bottom. If you're not interested at all, go back to my
homepage.
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The Table of Contents only lists the SHORT answers. The four longer ones are at the bottom.
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Table of Short Tests
You Are 70% Weird |
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!
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Your
Birth date: May 29, 1985 |
Your birthday on the 29th adds a tone of idealism to your nature. You are imaginative and creative, but rather uncomfortable in the business world. You are very aware and sensitive, with outstanding intuitive skills and analytical abilities.
The 29 reduces to 11, one of the master numbers which often produces much nervous tension. This is the birthday of the dreamer rather than the doer. You do, however, work very well with people.
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Your Hidden Talent |
You are both very knowledgeable and creative. You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential. Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them. As long as you don't stop working on your dreams, you'll get there.
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How You Live Your Life |
You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly. Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down.
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Change friends quickly? I dunno about that. Offline I'm a quiet person, real shy. The friends I have though are good ones that I'd like to keep a good long time. |
You Should Learn Japanese |
You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!
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Your Power Color Is
Indigo |
At Your Highest:
You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.
At Your Lowest: You require a lot of attention and praise.
In Love: You see people as how you want them to be, not as how
they are.
How You're Attractive: You're dramatic flair makes others see
you as mysterious and romantic.
Your Eternal Question: "Does This Work Into My Future Plans?"
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Your Summer Anthem is Beverly Hills by Weezer
Where I come from isn't all that great My automobile is a piece of crap My fashion sense is a little whack And my friends are just as screwy as me
Your weird, wacky summer will be better than any summer in the Hamptons! |
Verified March 30, 2006 I don't technically have my own car, but my parents have a 2004 Sebring that they bought specifically so that I would not be asking to drive their favorite vehicle. (Which at the time was an 02 Durango, but is now an 05 SX 2.0) Piece of CRAP? I THINK NOT!!! |
Your Dominant Thinking Style: |
Visioning -
You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights.
You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details.
An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path.
You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum. | Your Secondary Thinking Style: |
Experimenting -
You're all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them.
You see life as your lab - and you're always trying out new things, people, and ideas.
The master of mix and match, you're always coming up with unique combinations.
You are good at getting a group to reach consensus. |
Your #1 Match: INFP
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The Idealist -
You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. |
Your #2 Match: INTP
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The Thinker -
You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.
You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor. |
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal ... |
A bit odd and socially isolated. You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird. Like that time you thought you were
Jesus. |
LOL - In late December '04 and Early January '05 a lot of people were actually calling me Jesus. Go figure. |
Your Love Style is Eros |
For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in
love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at
committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) |
You Are 90% Psychic |
You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! |
You Have Good Karma |
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.
Your caring personality really shines through.
Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.
But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark
spots. |
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover |
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shape shifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship
is. |
Hmm, I dunno . . . The closest scenario I can think of that I've actually been in, is when a girl is trying to act all sweet and innocent, but you know deep down they're thinking violent thoughts, and I tempt them to act on those thoughts. Haha, this one time . . . |
Your Deadly Sins
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Envy: 60%
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Gluttony: 60%
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Sloth: 60%
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Greed: 40%
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Lust: 40%
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Pride: 20%
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Wrath: 0%
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Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%
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You will die a boring death. While dying, you will be jealous of those who die dramatic
deaths. |
:: how nintendo are you? ::
You Failed the US Citizenship Test |
Oops, you only got 3 out of 10 right!
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WooHoo! I AM CANADIAN!!!! |
Your Career Type: Investigative |
You are precise, scientific, and intellectual.
Your talents lie in understanding and solving math and science problems.
You would make an excellent:
Architect - Biologist - Chemist
Dentist - Electrical Technician - Mathematician -
Medical Technician - Meteorologist - Pharmacist -
Physician - Surveyor - Veterinarian
The worst career options for your are enterprising careers, like lawyer or real estate agent.
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You Are 21% American |
You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American! You belong in Cairo or Paris... Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo! |
Haha, ok, so I like a light colored
Pilsner and some of their cheeses aren't too bad . . . |
Your Personality Profile |
You are dignified,
spiritual, and wise. Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better
yourself. You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.
You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life. You dream
of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world. A good friend, you
always give of yourself first. |
Updated on March 30, 2006 |
Purple Angel, you are.
Royalty and Spirituality: Purple is royalty. A mysterious color, purple is associated with both nobility and spirituality.
Nature of Purple: Purple has a special, almost sacred place in nature: lavender, orchid, lilac, and violet flowers are often delicate and considered precious. Because purple is derived from the mixing of a strong warm and strong cool color it has both warm and cool properties. A purple room can boost a child's imagination or an artist's creativity. Too much purple, like blue, could result in moodiness.
Culture of Purple: It has been traditionally associated with royalty in many cultures. Purple robes were worn by royalty and people of authority or high rank.
Using Purple: Deep or bright purples suggest riches while lighter purples are more romantic and delicate. Use redder purples for a warmer color scheme or the bluer purples to cool down.
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Verified on March 30, 2006 |
Big Five Test Results |
Extroversion (28%) low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and private. Accommodation (72%) high which suggests you are overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense too often of your own individual development (martyr complex). Orderliness (34%)
moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, random,
scattered, and fun seeking at the expense of structure, reliability, work
ethic, and long term accomplishment. Emotional Stability (82%) high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Inquisitiveness (82%) high which suggests you are
very intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical. | Take Free Big Five Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com
Updated on March 30, 2006
From: Ex:24 Acc:70 Or:46 ES:70 Inq:84 |
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YOU, my friend, are 100% Canadian! You are what Canadians are all about! (and that's about, not a boot.) You, my friend, are AWESOME! |
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Abe Van Helsing
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OK, this actually has very little in common with my other results, and I don't like it, but you should see some of the other
possibilities! |
you are perfect. do the pogo dance.
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You are Damien. You are serious and like to think about your life. You
don't like cruelty and think that evil should be brought to those that practice it. You stick up for those that cant defend themselves. Dark and brooding you are a bringer of revenge and freedom. Your animals are the raven and the wolf. Your stone is the ruby. |
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Your element is Water. You have a calm aura around you and are in tune with the world around. You observe it but rarely interfere. Because of your shy and timid nature you will not have so many friends in your life. But then again, large crowds aren't your thing anyway. You are comfortable on your own and are reserved to others who you don't know or know very little of. You know everyone out there does not want to be your friend, and knowing that is good. However, people who don't know you that well thinks that you are cold and distant since you don't want to talk to them. Although you mean no harm, you can't always be perfectly understood in the world. No one can. Life in general are you quite serene with even if there are some things you don't like. Your love-life is not so full of boys/girls, but if you flirted more with the ones you were interested in I'm sure something would happen. The hobbies you choose are calmer ones, you are no party person that likes to drink and make-out with three or more guys/girls in one night. Reading a book or swimming is more your thing. |
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Took this one twice, since there were some questions where I just couldn't chose between 2 different answers. |
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Your element is earth: Wise, solitary, mysterious and loving. You are very wise. Your wise as in you know things others do not. You can see past the stereotypes and see the real people behind their facades, people will often come to you for help and advice. Quite solitary and somewhat shy around people because you prefer animals and plants. Animals aren't afraid to show themselves or what they are feeling and plants are fun to nurture. You are very strong in your silence, if you set your mind on something you will often times pursue it to the end. Sometimes you just want to get away, so you seek refuge in the forest where you can have time to think and try to sort out your emotions. The sound of the wind usually calms you, especially moving through the trees. Life to you is something precious and should not be taken for granted. |
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Your element is Water: Understanding, intelligent, quiet and calm. You know who you are and no one can change that. Usually quiet but only because your listening, don't let anyone think you haven't got an opinion! Your not quiet because your shy or sad, your usually quiet because you are thinking. Your answers are well planned and helpful so people generally seek your advice. Your the perfect balance between solitary and outgoing. But sometimes you need a little time to yourself to sort out your emotions and figure things out. You understand the phrase 'sticks and stone' and rarely let things get to you. What's that important for you to have to get so upset over? You know what you want out of life but are simply taking your time enjoying things. To you your life is fine as it is, you can always change things later if your not happy. |
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You are Air. With your Sanguine nature, you are full of energy (often sexual), happiness, and optimism. You may come off as slightly ditzy. You have an excess of blood, and may be susceptible to wounds or diseases relating to the circulatory system. |
Wow . . . that's a weird test. I
almost didn't include this one, but I like the part about being full of
energy, happiness and optimism. |
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SAGE
You are the Sage, the mysterious wise one or shaman. Sages dedicate their lives to the pursuit of knowledge. They are very wise and are good with philosophy and theology. They make good teachers, counselors, and advisors.
Color: Gold Animal: Raven Gem: Topaz Symbol: Pen
Image: http://www.deviantart.com/view/5258606/ |
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Morpheus
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Kingdomality
Your distinct personality, The Dreamer-Minstrel might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You can always see the "Silver Lining" to every dark and dreary cloud. Look at the bright side is your motto and understanding why everything happens for the best is your goal. You are the positive optimist of the world who provides the hope for all humankind. There is nothing so terrible that you can not find some good within it. On the positive side, you are spontaneous, charismatic, idealistic and empathic. On the negative side, you may be a sentimental dreamer who is emotionally impractical. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms |
Your wise quote is: "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising
every time we fall" by Confucius.
Yes indeed, you see true strength can only be seen when a person has "fallen". Only then one can tell how they will handle it. Just don't make others fall so you can know who they really are. You on the other hand may be a very quick recoverer and don't let people bring you down. You are your own, and you're fine with that. Emotional issues is something you handle rather nicely.
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Smarty-pants! Congratulations! You scored 55!
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Your humor is smarter than most people's. Thank God! We need more people like you and I! If you're a girl this is especially impressive! Not meant to be sexist but guys and girls generally have very different humor!
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My test tracked 1 variable: How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 67% on smart points | |
For this next one, there were several questions where I could not decide between 2 answers, so
I took the test twice, yielding different results. |
Your power is: The ability to fly
Explanation: This powers speaks pretty much for itself. Though you don't need wings for this
power, you can fly anyway. Some people may consider it as telekinesis since they can also fly, but you can't make material things move like they can. This ability could be a relaxing activity when you want to get away from everyday troubles. Also it is good when sneaking upon an enemy since it makes no sound. When going over to the "dark side" the power could be used to
harass and break into building through windows etc. You are quite similar to this power since you like to have your head in the clouds. Supernatural things amuse while ordinary life does not. If your daydreaming has gotten a little too far you might be zoned out all the time, even when you are having a conversation. Your desires and/or goals tend to be unrealistic even if you know those would probably never happen.
Traveling is something you would be interested in doing since seeing exotic scenery fits with your fantasies of escaping your plain life. You can also have some creative ability (writer, playing an instrument etc) that interests you.
Negative aspects: The whole reason you may be escaping life could be fear of being let down by it. So if that would come to happen, and an important dream had been crushed you could get depressed. |
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~*~Result nr 6~*~
Your power is: Transformation
Explanation: Unlike everyone else you can change your body material and transform into anything
you wish. This can be used in good purposes for infiltrating evil
headquarters or adjust your physical abilities by transforming and therefore do better in battle. If turned to evil, a
transformer could manipulate the "good guys" by looking like their loved ones and break them down. As a person you are
disappointed with life. You have not so many interests anymore and have become depressed. Of course you can be happy, but your happiness subsides quickly. You
isolate yourself from people since you think they would only hurt you, but some part just wants someone equal who understands the pain. When you transform it gives you freedom and you can be anything but yourself. You often pity yourself but don't let people come near and know what's going on with you. But the thought of opening up and risking being betrayed is too strong and intimidating to even try.
Negative aspects: You carry much hate to the world and yourself and in the long run this could lead to dangerous thoughts (suicide/cutting/killing) though the last one is least likeable since you would probably just have too much guilt. |
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You Are Internal - Realist - Powerful
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You feel your life is controlled internally.
If you want something, you make it happen.
You don't wait around for things to go your way.
You value your independence and don't like others to have control.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.
Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.
You don't care much about what others think.
But they better care what you think!
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SelectSmart Alter Ego Selector: this test compares your personality with 20
pre-selected historical figures (they seem to use the term loosely), then ranks them in order of similarity. Here are my results: |
#1 Jesus- Like Buddha, only thinner. Possibly one of the most alright people ever, but perhaps somewhat misunderstood?
#2 The Buddha- Calm, spiritual and generally alright guy. Nice one.
#3 Achilles- Noble, implacable, flawed. A force to be reckoned with!
#4 John Cleese- Bit of a tit, but funny. #5 John Keats- Fantastic. Good for you.
#6 Gandhi- A revolutionary revolutionary. You actually do some good in the world.
#7 Jay (as in Silent Bob)- Pretty cool, but at the same time you would not want to be stuck in a room with him for too long.
#8 Superman/ I'm Duncan- You're a nob. Nobody really likes you because you can't be killed and you have no personality. And you wear your knickers outside your trousers. Nob.
#9 Bob Marley- Nuff said.
#10 Cleopatra- Manipulative and cunning, plus I'll bet she shagged like a minx.
#11 Catullus- Subversive and passionate.
#12 The Brain (as in The Pinky)- Cunning, persistent and deserving, of success. You legend.
#13 Van Gogh- Completely nuts. Pretty bloody good though.
#14 Che Guevara- Hasta la vittore siempre!!!
#15 Hitler- Clever, but ee-vil.
#16 William Shakespeare
#17 Alan Rickman- Bitter Englishman, you know the type.
#18 Machiavelli- Intelligent and not afraid, and a subtle revolutionist.
#19 Rasputin- You may be a bit of a bastard, but you need to be strangled, shot and thrown in a river to be killed, so you are pretty hard.
#20 Maggie Thatcher- Battle Axe. People are reluctant to actually admit how good you are, because you are a nob with it. |
Your Animal Personality
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Your Power Animal: Eagle
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale
You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.
Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.
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Well, maybe, but my "set goal" is rarely obvious to the casual observer. |
Your Brain's Pattern
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Your mind is an incubator for good ideas, it just takes a while for them to develop.
But when you think of something, watch out!
Your thoughts tend to be huge, and they come on quickly - like an explosion.
You tend to be quiet around others, unless you're inspired by your next big idea.
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Your Political Profile
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Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
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Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
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Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
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Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
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Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
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Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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As much as I like most of this, I dunno how accurate this one is. The answers are all given as black and white, forcing you to choose "Yes, this is good" or "No, this is bad". For a lot of them I'd have preferred a grey area.
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence |
You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things. Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments. You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it. You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle.
You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician.
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You Are a Henna Gaijin!
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You're not Japanese, but you wish you were!
You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji.
You even answer your phone "moshi moshi."
While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope.
Play the sexy, mysterious gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.
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Your Geek Profile:
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Gamer Geekiness: High |
Music Geekiness: High |
Academic Geekiness: Moderate |
Fashion Geekiness: Moderate |
Geekiness in Love: Moderate |
General Geekiness: Moderate |
Internet Geekiness: Moderate |
Movie Geekiness: Low |
Sci-Fi Geekiness: Low |
I'm a little insulted . . . That's OK TC, their Sci-Fi questions completely omitted the genius that was Roddenberry.
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Your Hair Should Be Purple
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Intense, thoughtful, and unconventional.
You're always philosophizing and inspiring others with your insights.
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The Keys to Your Heart
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You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like
for your lover to think you are loyal and faithful . . . that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future . . . one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. |
Your Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
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You're not ready to go walking down the aisle,
but you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility.
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(This comment applies to previous 2 results)
Lets assume "Walking down the aisle" is symbolic. My view on actual marriage is, well, somewhat ambiguous. A life-long committed relationship, however, is something I look forward to finding one day. |
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
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You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead . . .
but you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
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You Are From Mercury |
You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable - and it shows. You probably never leave home without your cell phone! You're witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you. You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer. Be careful not to talk your friends' ears off, and temper your need to know everything.
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Talkative? Only online or after a few drinks.
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Your Observation Skills Get A B-
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Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!
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You Are a Pundit Blogger! |
Your blog is smart, insightful, and always a quality read.
Truly appreciated by many, surpassed by only a few. |
Seriously - I didn't believe it at first, so I changed a couple of the less important answers, got the same thing.
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You are a Self-Discoverer
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You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.
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What Your Sleeping Position Says
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You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.
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Snickers
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Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy.
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You are the Hermit card. The Hermit has chosen a solitary spiritual path. He shines light on his inner self and, by this means, gains wisdom. The Hermit's home is the natural world and it is by being in tune with that world that he learns the laws of nature and learn how they operate within himself. His path is a lonely one as he lives in silence and has for companionship only his own internal rhythms. But those crossing his path are touched by his light and wisdom. Though often alone, he manages nevertheless to instruct those who meet him and guides those who chose to follow him on a path towards enlightenment. Image from The Aleister Crowley Tarot deck. http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/thoth/
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You Have A Type B+ Personality |
B+
You're a pro at going with the flow. You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer. A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done. You're passionate - just selective about your passions |
What Your Underwear Says About You
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You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.
You're the type of guy who lets his girlfriend pick out his underwear.
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Your World View
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You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content. You value kindness and try to live by your ideals. You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.
You respect truth and are flexible. You like people, and they can readily make friends with you. You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you.
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I don't like the idea that I may not be a very adventurous person, but I accepted this result because the rest seems reasonably close to what I was looking for |
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