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“Sometimes you've gotta stick with the ancient ways.  Old-school ways.”  Forest Whittaker in “Ghost Dog”


“There’s no right. There’s no wrong. There’s only popular opinion.”  Brad Pitt in “12 Monkeys”


“Aw, these monsters are as stupid as human beings!”  Japanese bystander in “Ghidra, the Three Headed Monster”


“One’s primary purpose at university level should be to learn how to think.”  Lawrence Fishburne in “Higher Learning”


“You want to impress me slick?  Do your fuckin job.”  head bad guy from “Eraser”


“I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul.” –The Vampire Armand (Antonio Banderas) in “Interview With the Vampire”


“Has anything you’ve done made your life better?”  Avery Brooks in “American History X”


“Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field [that] controls my destiny.”  Han Solo to Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars”


Lower ranking pentagon official: “I think we’d be better off just telling the truth.” High-ranking pentagon official:   “The truth?  How’d you get this job?”  from “Broken Arrow”


“You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world dude.  They don’t all bring you lasagna at work.  Most of them just cheat on you.”  Silent Bob in “Clerks”


“The most important connections in the world are made between two people who aren't cool.”  from “Almost Famous”


“I admit, I don't know shit about shit but I know the difference between right and wrong.”  Julia Roberts in “Erin Brockovich”


“I’ve made too many mistakes to be a man known for his wisdom.”  Mike Tyson in “Black and White”


“There is a peace to be found only on the other side of war.”  Sean Connery in “First Knight”


“May God grant us the wisdom to find the right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure.”  Sean Connery in “First Knight”


“Sometimes I do what I want to do.  The rest of the time I do what I have to.”  from “Gladiator”


“Funny how  they always want to be your friend after they rip your guts out.”  from “Starship Troopers”


“This is my power song that is taking me to the edge. This is my horse and my talking tree. I am dancing underneath you.”  from “Any Given Sunday”


Matilda: “Is life always this hard or just when you're a kid?” 

Leon:     “Always like this.”  from “The Professional”


“I will forge my destiny with the strength of my will.”  Lord Conqueror in “The Storm Riders”


“First rule in government spending.  Why build one when you can build two for twice the price, only this one can be kept secret.”  H.R.Hadden, “Contact”


“Losers always whine about their best.”  Sean Connery in “The Rock”


“Long tall Sally 

Built so sweet 

She's got everything 

That Uncle John need.”  Mac, from  “Predator”


“A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing. And if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?”  Sean Connery in “First Knight”


Rose:   “Well, you have a gift Jack. You do. You see people.” 

Jack:    “I see you.”                from “Titanic”


“I can give as good as I get.”  Clark Kent to Evil Superman in “Superman 3”


“We're number one.  All others are number two or lower.”  The Sphinx from “Mystery Men”


“I’d rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.”  from “IQ”


“People that talk in metaphors aught to shampoo my crotch.”  Jack Nicholson in “As Good As It Gets”


“I've got more hostages than you've had hot meals.”  terrorist in “Hard Boiled”


“Give this guy a gun and he's superman. Give him two and he's God.”  from “Hard Boiled”


“Like your job.  Love your wife.”  John Candy in “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”


“Can a good looking, hard working chef get a beer around here?”  Donny from “Gone in 60 Seconds”


“What you want is irrelevant.  What you've chosen is at hand.”  Spock from “Star Trek, The Undiscovered Country”


“Well that's ironic.  It woke up after 60 million years and then Godzilla destroyed it the very next day.”   from “Godzilla 2000”


scientist: “We made this monster... Godzilla... and ever since we've been trying to destroy it.” 

girl: “Then why... why does he keep protecting us?” 

man: “Mabye because Godzilla is inside each one of us.”  from “Godzilla 2000”


“Believe me, I have a lesson or two left to teach you.”  Jade Fox from “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”


“Salt and corrosion... the infamous old enemies of the crimefighter.”  Batman, from “Batman The Movie”


“Gosh, drinking is such a filthy thing isn't it. I'd rather be dead than not be able to trust my own eyes.”  Robin, the Boy Wonder from “Batman The Movie”


“Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.”  from “The Crow”


Luke:  “I don’t believe it.” 

Yoda: “That is why you fail.”  from “The Empire Strikes Back”


“It’s sad to have a dream you know won’t happen.”  Vassili Zaitsev from “Enemy at the Gates”




“The key to karate is intimidation.”  little girl, from television commercial


“Alright, you wanna get nuts?  Come on.  LETS GET NUTS!”  George Costanza, from ‘Seinfeld’


“The crowd love when I almost die.”  Steve Erwin, The Crocodile Hunter


“You're not just hot, you're porno hot!”  Conan O’Brien, talk show host


“Nobody has rights.  People have privileges, and they lose those privileges when they violate the law.”  from ‘Ally McBeal’


“Are you ready to turn what you want to do into what you will do?”  U.S. Army commercial


“A deal is only a deal if you get something good.”  from television commercial


“Gentlemen, you must control your killing instincts.”  court judge to the Three Stooges


George: “Who are you?”

Old Man: “Never mind who I am. I know who I am. Do you know who you are?”  from ‘Seinfeld’


“I'm a Pimpbot.  It is within my program to turn out the hoes.”  Pimpbot 2000 from “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”


“If it's one thing I've learned it's that you can't clear your own name.  You can only ruin someone else's.”  from ‘Malcolm in the Middle’


“Rules of Acquisition, from Star Trek:

3        I found it; it's mine.

9       Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

13     Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.

19     Satisfaction is not guaranteed.

23     Money can never replace dignity.

29     What's in it for me?

37     If it's free, take it and worry about hidden costs later.

44     Never confuse wisdom with luck.

47     Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own.

60     Keep your lies consistent.

98     Every man has his price.

109   Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

153   Sell the sizzle, not the steak.

189   Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money.

261   A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.”


“It’s like the devil’s butter.”  from ‘The Downer Channel’, on The LaBrea Tar Pits


“Hide your porn well.  That’s all I’m saying.”  from ‘The Mind of The Married Man’ on HBO


“The hardest thing in the world is telling the girl you love that you like her.”  Lex Luthor from ‘Smallville’


“There are times when the most difficult decision of all is to acknowledge the obvious.”  PBS special on the destruction of the environment


“The bedroom is just for sex and sleep and that’s it.”  sleep doctor, ‘Live with Regis and Kelly’


“Where did all my money go?  I know I made some.”  Carrie Bradshaw from ‘Sex and the City’


Alone is an unfortunate condition.  Lone is an aesthetic choice.”  Batmanuel from ‘The Tick’


“Black Belt Jones doesn’t run. And if he does, it’s toward trouble, not in the other way.”  Black Belt Jones from ‘Mad TV’


“Everything I'm about to do to you baby, I learned at Seaworld.”  Olly from ‘Sifl and Olly’


“Sometimes I amaze myself.”  Emerril from ‘Emerril Live’


“Why does everybody say ‘relax’ when they’re about to do something terrible?”  Harry Kim from ‘Star Trek Voyager’


“You know, we’re living in a society!”  George Costanza, from ‘Seinfeld’


“When it comes to protecting his territory, Charlie will kill anything.  He doesn't care if it's a person or an inanimate object.”  from ‘The Crocodile Hunter’


“Nothing can be more beautiful.”  Martha Stewart, “America's most trusted guide to stylish living”


“In accordance with the 74th rule of acquisition, knowledge equals profit.”  from ‘Star Trek Voyager’


“You know, just because you're cute doesn't mean you can be rude.”  from ‘Malcolm in the Middle’


“It’s hard enough to find a guy, let alone one you can fall in love with.”  from ‘Boston Public’


“It’s not hard to stand out when the general level of competence is so low.”  the Emergency Medical Hologram from ‘Star Trek Voyager’


“I’m a regular guy but I have big dick mentality.”  from ‘The Mind of the Married Man’ on HBO


“You can be smart or you can be lucky.”  from The Discovery Channel