To become an affiliate you must have the things listed below. None of them are impossible or way out of the ball park, all are easily possible.
Must get 50+ hits a day
Must have 10+ sections up
Must have at least 100+ hits total
Must have a button
Now these are things you have todo to be able to be an affiliate. Have my button/banner on every page
Get my button up within in 10 days
These are the things I will do if you can do all the things above. I will put your button on every page
I will put your banner/button in the Affiliate section
Alright if you can do all that stuff up there and me todo the stuff above also e-mail me and give me your site name, site url, button url, and hits per day.