Okay ... these are some extremely bizarre stories (hence the name), written by moi. I'm going to give them a generic PG rating, although some of them deserve a higher rating and some do not. However, I do not recommend reading these stories unless you are 13+ -- enjoy!
Perfection (based on 5 seconds of a Suede video clip)
Letter of Departure
I'm So Cool (based on a Reel Big Fish song)
Strangely Brown (title inspired by Black Adder)
Some Best Friends Share Everything
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