Laughs!
Mr. Nice, MR. NICE IS THE COOLEST!!!!

	;-) Hey Peoples!!! :-D
Simpsons	So my husband goes to the bar every night, whoopdee doo! gabba gabba hey! hey! with another guy in the house, we can walk around naked!----wayyyy ahead of u!
MOVIES	MATRIX II IS SOOOO DAMN GOOD!! IT IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE FIRST SEE IT NOW!!! OFFICE SPACE IS THE second BEST MOVIE IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER??? GET UR BUTT OVER TO THE MOVIE RENTAL PLACE RIGHT NOW (or come over to my house cuz i have it on DVD) RIGHT THIS INSTANT!! exuse me sir, i beleive u have my stapler?

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."     

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."    

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the World."  

"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"     

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."   

"I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it."  

"Reading is the basics for all learning."

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve." [on Perseverance]

"I did denounce it. I de-I denounced it. I denounced interracial dating. I denounced anti-Catholic bigacy... bigotry." [Referring to his Bob Jones University visit and the subsequent criticism]

We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations; their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science of reading. In order to make sure

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

       A teacher asked his class if they liked George W. Bush. All the students raised their hands except Bobina. The teacher told his class that he also liked George W. Bush. Then, he asked Bobina to stand up and say why she did not like George W. Bush. Bobina said "because my parents like Ralph Nader." The teacher said "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU!!!! What if your parents were idiots, then what would you be?" Bobina said "then in that case I would be a George W. fan too."