121701 - Today's rant is not written by me, but dictated. Next sentence. Today's rant is going to be extra long due to the fact that tomorrows rant will be extra short due to the fact that i have to study tomorrow which didn't happen today. Today I had a french exam which was short, only about 40 min. I don't know if I did well, but it was short. In other news, only two more days until the greatest day this year, everyone obviously knows what that is. In other other news, I finally finished my collection of Burger King toys. I got Elrond. My typist is crazy and is trying to be random but is not very good at it. I also got all the cups, so now I am a happy boy. Moving on, I really rock at Monopoly. I now own one person's life and another person's soul and I did that all in one game. That is pretty impressive. I could be a shrewed businessman if I had the motivation to, which I don't. Except I would have to walk around a board to do it well. Without the board thing, I wouldn't be able to cheat people out of their money. So the lessons for the day are, study for french, type your own rants, and rock at Monopoly. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The previous secretary has been smacked and kicked off this rant writing forever. The last two sentences that sound just plain dumb were not dictated by me. Moving on. The comic today I especially liked, but not as much as yesterday's, since no one got it. Next up, a tribute to the greatest stuff ever, since that is the day which everything good happens, if that makes sense, which it doesn't. I have a friend who's a juggler, if I go to his house, I can't take things from him if he has only three left. Only three apples left, I guess I can't have one.
