Stan: Y'know, I can feel the tenseness here on the island. Y'know how, when Ollie gets nervous, he always twiddles that tie of his? Well, he's been twiddlin' it so much lately, the other day, it flew up in his face and nearly choked him to death...'Course, I guess a lot of the tension has to do with the interbungling of personalities here. I mean, that whole thing with Mr. Finlayson, that was just a misunderstanding. He just said he hadn't had a bite in three days, so I bit him. It's just like the old saying, 'One man's meat is another man's earlobe'..." Ollie: Ooh, that Stanley! "Interbungling"...of course, he means "intersection", heh-heh-heh [twiddles tie, then realizes his actions and abruptly stops]. Er, that wind just keeps blowing my tie up, that's all...And Stanley should never have provoked Mr. Finlayson, who scared up some of our best game just by giving them that cockeyed look of his. I don't know how many times I told Stanley, "Never, never bite the ear that feeds you!" But does he partake of the wisdom of my years? Never!
Stan: What did you say?
Ollie: I said, Does he ever partake of the wisdom of my... Ooh! [slaps Stan aside] Um-umm! Cut to Stan and Ollie conversing alone. Ollie: Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! Stan: What mess? Ollie: Can't you grasp the situation? We're supposed to be fighting the opposing team. Only now there is no opposing team! Stan: You've mean they've all left already?
Ollie: Um-hmm! Stan: Well, how did they split up the million dollars? Ollie: (exasperated) How did they split up the million dollars. Oh! (To Stan) Nobody has won the million dollars yet! Stan: Oh, that's a relief. I thought we had come all this way for nothing. Ollie: Oooh... Stan: I mean, no use carrying coals to Newcastle! Ollie: The point is, it's just you and me now. And we're going to have to go head-to-head. Mano-y-mano! You know what that means, don't you? Stan: Sure, that's the M-G-M lion! Ollie: (Looks into camera in disgust) Well, I can see I'm going to have to explain it to you on your level, if that's possible. (He pulls out the "Survivor" book that contains the latest challenge.) Allow me to read from the book. If it's adventure and excitement you seek...I'm afraid we're all out of that for this week...So here's a lean game, without any fat...a simple procedure we call 'tit for tat.' I wonder what that means? Stan: Never mind that, what do we have to do to win the million dollars? (Ollie shakes his head in disgust.) NEXT: Stan and Ollie take the challenge. (Click on Ollie to go back; click on Stan to go forward.)
