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5/014/02
thought up by: 'Justin ToO'
Yo Mamma
'Yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the air, she got stuck!'
'Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped onto a scale, it read, "one at a time, please."'
'Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped onto a scale, it read, "come back when you're alone!"'
'Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped onto a scale, it read, "to be continued..."'
'Yo mamma's so fat that they had to change, "One size fits all" to "One size fits most!"
'Yo mamma's so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat and went outside, people thought she was a school bus!'
'Yo mamma's so fat, when she went out at night, there was a solar eclipse!'
'Yo mamma's so stupid, when she had to fill out an application, it said, "don't write on the line below," and she wrote, "OK."
'Yo mamma's so fat that she rocked herself to sleep when she tried to get up after she fell.'
'Yo mamma's so stupid that she tried to sit in the corner of a room shaped like a circle'
'Yo mamma's face is so ugly, that when she looked out the window, she got fined for mooning!'
'Yo mamma's so ugly, that when she was born, HER mamma got arrested for illegal dumping!'
'Yo mamma's so ugly, when she looked into a mirror it cracked!'
'Yo mamma's so stupid AND ugly, that whenever she wants to laugh, she looks in the mirror!'
'Yo mamma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!'
'Yo mamma's so stupid, that when she wanted to kill a bird, she threw it off a cliff!'
'Yo mamma's family is SO ugly, that they only carry negatives in the family album!'
'Yo mamma's head is SO bold, that when she took a shower, she got brain washed!'
'Yo mamma's so stupid that she though a quarterback was change!'
'Yo mamma's so stupid, that she tried to burn fire!'
'Yo mamma's so stupid, that she tried to wet water!'
5/07/02 Site created. Nothing much. [d.stroyer]tek.
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