Name	Date	Said By:	Description	File Size	Episode Source
fat.wav	7 sec.	Kyle	Your such a fat f*ck cartman...	282kb	Original, from Weight Gain 4000
killkenny.wav	4 sec.	Stan & Kyle	Ohh my god, they killed Kenny...	160kb	Every Episode Accept Christmas
kylemom.wav	4 sec.	Cartman	Sings Kyle's mom is bitch, in D minor	39kb	Mr. Hankey
sryjesus.wav	3 sec.	Kyle	Ohh f*ck i'm sorry Jesus..	68kb	Damien
pissed.wav	2 sec.	Cartman	Well I'm pissed off.	22kb	Cartman gets and Anal Probe
buff.wav	4 sec.	Cartman	Cartman explains himself being buff.	31kb	Weight Gain 4000
kittypotpie.wav	20 sec.	Cartman, Cartman's Mom, Kitty	Cartman explains himself being buff.	166kb	Cartman gets an anal probe
splatters.wav	6 sec.	Mr. Garrison	Kenny gave me the green apple splatters	119kb	Pink Eye
kickthebaby.wav	5 sec.	Kyle & Ike	Kick the baby, don't kick the baby...	60kb	Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
sparkyass.wav	6 sec.	Cartman, Stan, & Sparky	He's doing something to his ass...	82kb	Big Gay Al
authority.wav	5 sec.	Cartman & Stan's Dad	You will respect my authority...	40kb	Chicken Lover
bitchass.wav	8 sec.	Cartman	I would never let a woman tell me what to do...	68kb	Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
blackpeople.wav	3 sec.	Cartman	There's a lot of black people in China...	22kb	Conjoined Fetus Lady
excuseme.wav	8 sec.	Pip, Cartman, & Stan	Pip asking how the play dodgeball	60kb	Conjoined Fetus Lady
halfie.wav	10 sec.	Priest, Halfie, Mr. Garrison	Who would screw a chicken? I would...	83kb	Chicken Lover
LSDbad.wav	5 sec.	Mr. Mackee	Mr. Mackee Describes LSD	37kb	Ike's Wee Wee
sorrymackee.wav	6 sec.	Stan, Mr. Mackee	Stan being a smart ass to Mr. Mackee.	48kb	Ike's Wee Wee
sourmilk.wav	7 sec.	Cartman, Mr. Garrison	Why do poor people always smell like sour milk...	57kb	Starvin Marvin
spit.wav	13 sec.	Kyle's Mom, Kyle, & Cartman	Cartman describes a fireman (penis)	100kb	Ike's Wee Wee