The Nexus Clone

Swear fealty to NEX and you may yet live.

Spacetime Designator: January 15, A.D. 2002, Homer, Alaska

The United States Coast Guard deigned to throw more paper at me in electronic form, so here I am once more, working my little ego machine and churning out scheisse in mass quantities. You like?

There's still the ever-present possibility of losing the site, but rest assured, subjects both loyal and otherwise, I shall continue to work until I drop dead or asleep, whichever comes first.

I've done some minor deeds that could actually be attributed to a desire to maybe "improve" things around here, and hence I have a new To-Do List up (see below), and the links have moved. Check the Crossroads down at the bottom to find those buggers.

Well... It's been not too long since my last update, but I think, in the depths of my megalomaniacal raving, that some people might actually take pleasure in the confusing dream that is my life, so I've put some more shrimp on the barby on the NEXself page. Go there. NEX commands you.

The NEXt Steps
Know my Plan and despair.

• Reformat the Website's appearance.
• Use more money at that great-yet-still-DAMNED, DAMNED I Tell You! Internet Cafe.
• Gain the adoration of approximately one googelplex. Or just a googel. Whatever. Honestly, I'd even settle for an untvigillion.
• Establish the Eternal Empire.
• Become leader of said Empire, in the position of Missionary, With a Girl on the Side to spice things up.... um... That's not coming out right.
• Call myself "Nex the Foopishly Magnanimous Impelatol" (inside joke)
• Create a complex caste system.
• Set aside a pool of genetic material for my "Unborn Legion" (That's my idea, don't use it!)
• Send out the Holy Captain of the Keepers of Truth to enslave the masses with the might of my word.
• Assemble the Lightbringer Division in full battle array to frighten off the ones with spines like jellied pancakers.
• Wake up and puke from the strain of all this jiggery-pokery.
• Dance like an imp while singing along to Tenacious D.
• Have myself a schmoke-and-a-pancake.
• Go back to sleep, but it's a bejiggity sleep.
• Get more sleep that's not bejiggity.

I can feel things flowing and stuff! Soon... I will dominate... um... something!! Most definitely a big "maybe" on that one! OH YES! A BIG MAYBE! AAAAHAHAHAAA! A winner is me!

Email My Minions
Contact and stimulate the far corners of your universe.

Joe/NEX/Self that is Me
David Giffin, artist, bouncer... friend.

NEXUS Intersection #1
Here, we are at a crossroads of Fate.

Know of NEX
Look through the fog of Time
Crossing Paths of Light

Souls Enslaved
Join the One NEX and know joy in annihilation.

POTATO!