"THE ICE FALUS" A Norwegian legend that comes from the
year 1000 gives us a simple and efficient method of bracing and
enlarging of the penis, that came before many other techniques.
HIS PENIS WAS BEYOND ANY EXPECTATION OR EVEN
DREAM Known as "the man with the ice penis", Haakon
Harfaggerson was well - known for the greatness of his virile limb.
It is said that his penis was beyond any expectation and dream. That
is why he was about to become the "innocent" victim of others'
jealousy, husbands not so gifted by nature. Haakon used a special
technique, whose origin is still unknown. What we know is a Haakon's
report to a disciple of his in which he explained what he had to do
in order to become a true man, with a powerful penis, of a
considerable size.
FROM SCOTTISH SHOWERS TO NORWEGIAN TECHNIQUES It is
said that, by taking Scottish showers every morning, that consist in
alternating hot and cold water, you can keep your iron health. Our
method is based on the same principle, of alternating the opposites.
It makes the penis become more powerful and full of vitality.
HARDEN YOURSELF IN THE HEAT OF THE FIRE AND THE COLD OF THE
SNOW Here it is the content of Haakon's letter: "Every
morning wake up with the sun and fill in with its joy, power and
brightness, even if you can't see it. Go outside, on the snow, and
light a small fire. It should be your own sun, your source of heat
and brilliance.
Sit down facing the fire, take in your hands every man's "sword"
(the penis) and rub it hard with snow, in a motion that starts from
base to the top. Repeat this operation several times (at least 2 - 3
times).
Your virile limb will lose three quarters of its size and your
testicles will be as two small leather bags, frozen because of the
cold. Then put your hands on top of the flames and heat them
strongly, filling with the fire's ardent passion.
When they become hot, put them on your penis again and move them
towards its top as if you want to make it longer. It will start to
grow again as you were sitting in front of a beautiful woman, ready
to throw into her loving arms.
Stop rubbing your penis and take snow in your hands again. Take
advantage of the increased size of your penis and massage it up and
down with your hands cold with snow until it gets small again.
Heat your hands again and do it all over. Do this at least seven
times and you will see that your penis will become strong as a rock
and slim as a fir-tree that lives on top of the mountains, all
because of the hot - cold alternation.
Thus your women will be overwhelmed with pleasure in front of
your virile attacks, their pleasure shouts will go up in the air and
they will never leave you. Every one of them will open up for you,
receiving you filled with joy and happiness. You will read desire of
having you inside themselves forever into their eyes."
DON'T LET YOURSELF TO THE PLEASURE NOW. IT IS NOT THE
TIME "Don't you think that it is so easy to achieve this.
It's not. There are a lot of obstacles. After you do this proceeding
two or three times you will be tempted to ejaculate in order to
experience the pleasure. Don't do that. Go further. Keep yourself
firm on to your decision and experience the pleasure without
ejaculating.
I must admit that these intimate practices have the tendency of
launching you on the pleasure way, but if you do not persevere you
will remain a man with an ordinary penis, an uninteresting male as
those whose women sigh because of my caresses.
If you really want to be my disciple, you will have the courage
to do it. If not, go back to the world where men live like
frightened bulls, not being able to really satisfy a woman."
THE HOT - COLD ALTERNATION TONES UP THE PENIS You might
say that this technique presented above is very hard to do, but we
must admit that it is one of the few methods that use efficiently
the basic principles of toning up. The hot - cold alternation
obviously leads to the cells toning up. Also the contraction -
elongation alternation implies the increase of the penis, both in
length and diameter.
The technique has to be applied on a penis that is not in
erection because at that moments the cells are too rigid to get
lengthen. In addition, it is very easy to apply it by using ice cubs
from freezer and any other source of heat, even an electric stove.
THE MASTURBATION DOES NOT LEAD TO AN INCREASED
PENIS This method uses the powerful and even magical
characteristics of biomagnetism: rubbing your hands against each
other before o massage is a well-known energetic technique used by
the supporters of the Chinese Qi - kong (they practice the control
and amplification of bioenergy).
We can also observe the use of number 7, making us think that the
one who used it knew about the esoteric meaning of the sacred
numbers. Among them 7 is the best-known number (7 wonders of the
world, 7 planets, 7 week days, 7 music notes, 7 rainbow colours).
Last, but not least, the warning on the temptation of pleasure
gives you proof that this method takes into advice the elements of
male physiology. As far as for the reason of covering the penis with
ice again the moment it is big enough, we might say that it makes
the possible wish of masturbating to disappear. That is because
masturbation doesn't produce penis enlargement and there is even
scientific proof that demonstrates this.
Haakon's method is one of the most complete techniques of
enlarging the penis. You could start right now to practice it. Good
luck!
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