Who Said That?

Top Unforgettable Quotes

(updated as of 8/12/03)

1. "I wonder what the longest word ever is? ... I thought maybe it was dinosaur." -Christina

2. "You wouldn't notice me if I paraded around naked in front of the TV." - Dawn H.

3. "Do you think God has IM? -Morris G.

4. "Cheer up or I'll walk like an Egyptian." -Bob P.

5. "What's the name of John Wayne's horse? Silver?" -Todd P.

6. "I'm overdone. I'm burnt. Take me out of the oven." - Nicole F.

7. "I thought you were just a freak with a camel." -Bob P.

8. "My brother and I used to play Winnie the Pooh. I was Tigger." -Todd P.

9. "It's not like it all comes out at once. The hole's not that big." -Nicole F.

10. "If they tried it once, they'd do it all the time." -Bob P.

11. "The bed always makes that noise." - Dawn H.

12. "It's called Terror behind the walls? I don't like that." "What else would they call it, 'Flowers and Pansies behind the walls'???" - Greg H.

13. "I mean, Humphry is cute and all, but I'm sure that your butt
    would be sore for weeks if you rode on him." - Nicole F.

14. "Hans Solo is in our bathroom??" - Todd P.