Quotes Page
- Never climb a fence and fall off...it hurts
-Me
- Smile-it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
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- When you're in love a pimple looks like a dimple
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- I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell
me the truth even if it costs them their jobs!
- Sam Goldwyn
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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- Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people
have.
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- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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- Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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- Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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- The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
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- Two wrongs are only the beginning.
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- You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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- When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began
to suspect Hungry.
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- I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holiday.
- Henny Youngman
- Money talks. Mine says "I'm leaving."
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One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
- Graffito
- She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- - - Groucho Marx
- She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
- - - Oscar Wilde
- German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
using a sick bag on a 747.
- - - Willy Rushton
- Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.
- - - Mark Twain
- The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very
greatest.
- - - Clifton Fadiman
- You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
- - - P.J. O'Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
- America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all
the scum floats to the top.
- - - Charlie King
- Americans always try to do the right thing -- after they've tried
everything else.
- - - Winston Churchill
- This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use
whatsoever.
- - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
- The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with
absolutely no talent.
- - - Hugh Leonard
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