You will need:

-1 cup of a sibling/friend
-1 teaspoon of evilness/revenge
-1/2 cup of slyness/007 secret tricks

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Hehe...counting sheep, eh?

You just have the strangest sensation to annoy your friend, Lisa, in your house that she is staying at for the first time. How do you do it?

Don't you just hate it when people are loud and obnoxious around you when you're trying to sleep and count sheep? Ooh...but it's so funny!

First, make sure Lisa is tired and knows she can sleep in this morning. You wake up pretty early and ring the doorbell a couple of times, pretending to be various salespeople and girl scouts. Make sure you speak loudly too, so she can hear you clearly. Then go to the living room or any room closest to where she is sleeping with a TV and turn it up really loud to a boring talk show or news channel. If Lisa comes out with a frown on her face, tell her it's real early and send her off to bed again.

If you have anyone else with you, tell them to mow the lawn outside or use a noisy machine, like the vacuum. Have someone in the kitchen yelling to you if you want pop tarts or cereal. Pretend to not hear a couple of times and have them repeat it loudly. Lisa will probably come out and ask you to keep it down, but if she doesn't, keep making noise.

If you have a dog, make him bark at something or run around the house nosily. Flip the lights on and off a couple a times and do simple things that are sure to annoy her.

She'll probably be very mad and annoyed afterwards, so make sure she knows that it was all a joke. Trust me, it's hilarious.

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Ooh...that green slimy pickle!

Your good pal, Joe, really hates pickles; he won't even touch them! But you love them, and really take pleasure in seeing him refuse to eat them. So how do you really annoying him and still keep your friendship?

Well, first of all, you don't even bother asking Joe if he wants pickles at your house, because he knows he can say no. Like anyone without pressure or influence, Joe feels that he is obligated to eat whatever he wants, since it's his choice. But when there’s a cute girl involved, maybe Joe doesn't have that choice.

After school or maybe at lunch one day, invite Joe to a little meal at some fast food restaurant where you have a friend that works there [in this case, a girl]. When you arrive there, get a table which your friend waitresses at and somehow secretly tell the girl the deal. When your order arrives, the friend will set down a plate of pickles and flirt with Joe. She'll persuade him to eat one, even if he has to gag it down. He'll probably refuse or go to the bathroom, but trust me, the girl will find a way to get him to eat the pickle. You'll see the memorable expression on Joe's face as he eats it, but it was all worth it because that girl flirted with him.

In the end, you have full rights to tell Joe that it was simply a joke to annoy him, or let it be and play more jokes to frustrate him.