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Link Laughter Four old guys have been playing golf together for years. Three of them cannot see very well at all. One of them has bery good eyesight and his job in the foursome is to watch everyone's shots so they don't lose their golf balls. Well, he dies. The next week, the other three are at the clubhouse wondering what they will do for a 4th, when another old guy walks up and asks "Do you boys mind if I play with you?" They say it's OK, but they explain the eyesight problem. The new guy says not to worry...eyes like a hawk. So they all tee off. On the way down the hill, the three ask the one if he saw the shots. He said, "Yup, no problem." They asked where all the shots went. He said "I forgot." Submitted by Paul Penta, Entertainer Email-Lotto = Best Free Game on the Net! Email: jfg@jccomp.com