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6 Tips on How to Avoid a Bigfoot Sighting.............

  1. Stay out of the woods.
  2. Hunt Bigfoot from your easy chair behind the internet
  3. Immediately upon sighting Bigfoot, close your eyes and refuse to believe it.
  4. If you spy one, run like...........,then when you have arrived at a Bigfoot Sighting Calming Station, catch your breath and remind yourself that there was a chance you merely saw a guy in a fur suit.  The bartender will be happy to agree with you.
  5. Move to Antartica.
  6. Listen to a member of the BFRO.

 

5 Tips on How to Spy Bigfoot................

  1.  Avoid acting out the 6 tips on how to avoid a Bigfoot sighting.
  2. Keep your eyes open in the forest.
  3. Leave your camera at home.
  4. Leave your tennis shoes at home and wear heavy boots.
  5. Splash on some cologne and ignore the keep out sign at the Bigfoot Mating Grounds.   

 

 

 


    Posted by biz/bigfootcentral at 3:53 PM EDT
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    Wednesday, 14 April 2010
    Sasquatch Schema
    Mood:  incredulous

    From: Bigfoot Central - North America's Bigfoot Data Base Headquarters.

     

    SASQUATCH SCHEMA

    Composite of Bigfoot derived from the majority of Bigfoot Sighting Descriptions.

    Head - Rounded

    Skin - (Face) - Leathery, weathered, slate grey heavy Ape-like browline.

    Eyes - Black

    Ears - Hair Covered

    Nose - Flat Ape-like - High Cheek Bone

    No Lip - (Flat Teeth) Rounded Chin - No neck appearance

    Massive Broad Shoulders - Barrel Chested

    Torso Tapers - Long Arms - Powerful Build

    Slightly Hunched/stooped at shoulders - Slight Paunch

    Slight Dip at knee - Hair covered except for parts of face

    Stands, Walks, and Runs upright.

    FRIGHTENING APPEARANCE.

    Underwater swimmer - Basically Nocturnal.

    Diet: Vegetation, Fish, Berries.

    Keen Senses

    Yell:  Powerful mournful wail - walks like a suited up football player without the helmet.

    Hair Color:  Usually reported 1. Black (90%)

    2. Dark Brown  3. Tawny

    IDENTITY:  Unknown. Anthropoid Features and Traits.  Manimal

     


    Posted by biz/bigfootcentral at 1:36 PM EDT
    Updated: Sunday, 23 May 2010 1:53 PM EDT
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    Wednesday, 25 March 2009
    Artists' Interpretations of Bigfoot

    Here are a few artists' interpretations of Bigfoot. 

    Sugar Frosted Goodness

    MPS Industries

    X Zone Nation

     

    Boston

    Cameron McCormick


    Posted by biz/bigfootcentral at 12:55 PM EDT
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    Tuesday, 24 March 2009
    Bigfoot Guitar

    BoingBoing


    Posted by biz/bigfootcentral at 5:23 PM EDT
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    Bigfoot Artwork

    Portland, Oregon Brian Latta Photography

     

    Toronto BombingScience

     

    OnSixGallery


    Posted by biz/bigfootcentral at 5:11 PM EDT
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    Bigfoot Sculpture

    SkyMall


    Posted by biz/bigfootcentral at 4:50 PM EDT
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    Sandy Beach

    Lighthouse Patriot Journal


    Posted by biz/bigfootcentral at 4:47 PM EDT
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    Cliff Crook Report

     

     

     The Shadowlands


    Posted by biz/bigfootcentral at 4:24 PM EDT
    Updated: Tuesday, 24 March 2009 4:44 PM EDT
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