Now Playing: How to Avoid a Bigfoot Sighting
6 Tips on How to Avoid a Bigfoot Sighting.............
- Stay out of the woods.
- Hunt Bigfoot from your easy chair behind the internet
- Immediately upon sighting Bigfoot, close your eyes and refuse to believe it.
- If you spy one, run like...........,then when you have arrived at a Bigfoot Sighting Calming Station, catch your breath and remind yourself that there was a chance you merely saw a guy in a fur suit. The bartender will be happy to agree with you.
- Move to Antartica.
- Listen to a member of the BFRO.
5 Tips on How to Spy Bigfoot................
- Avoid acting out the 6 tips on how to avoid a Bigfoot sighting.
- Keep your eyes open in the forest.
- Leave your camera at home.
- Leave your tennis shoes at home and wear heavy boots.
- Splash on some cologne and ignore the keep out sign at the Bigfoot Mating Grounds.