6 Tips on How to Avoid a Bigfoot Sighting.............

1. Stay out of the woods.
2. Hunt Bigfoot from your easy chair behind the internet
3. Immediately upon sighting Bigfoot, close your eyes and refuse to believe it.
4. If you spy one, run like...........,then when you have arrived at a Bigfoot Sighting Calming Station, catch your breath and remind yourself that there was a chance you merely saw a guy in a fur suit.  The bartender will be happy to agree with you.
5. Move to Antartica.
6. Listen to a member of the BFRO.

5 Tips on How to Spy Bigfoot................

1.  Avoid acting out the 6 tips on how to avoid a Bigfoot sighting.
2. Keep your eyes open in the forest.
3. Leave your camera at home.
4. Leave your tennis shoes at home and wear heavy boots.
5. Splash on some cologne and ignore the keep out sign at the Bigfoot Mating Grounds.   

Mood:  incredulous

From: Bigfoot Central - North America's Bigfoot Data Base Headquarters.

SASQUATCH SCHEMA

Composite of Bigfoot derived from the majority of Bigfoot Sighting Descriptions.

Head - Rounded

Skin - (Face) - Leathery, weathered, slate grey heavy Ape-like browline.

Eyes - Black

Ears - Hair Covered

Nose - Flat Ape-like - High Cheek Bone

No Lip - (Flat Teeth) Rounded Chin - No neck appearance

Massive Broad Shoulders - Barrel Chested

Torso Tapers - Long Arms - Powerful Build

Slightly Hunched/stooped at shoulders - Slight Paunch

Slight Dip at knee - Hair covered except for parts of face

Stands, Walks, and Runs upright.

FRIGHTENING APPEARANCE.

Underwater swimmer - Basically Nocturnal.

Diet: Vegetation, Fish, Berries.

Keen Senses

Yell:  Powerful mournful wail - walks like a suited up football player without the helmet.

Hair Color:  Usually reported 1. Black (90%)

2. Dark Brown  3. Tawny

IDENTITY:  Unknown. Anthropoid Features and Traits.  Manimal

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