You's might be a looking at my tough rugged exterior and be a thinking "Gee, dat boy right there be too big and mean for dat punk music!" But, nuttin' could be farther from the truthatude. I's like the band, and be a playin it all the live long day. Why I's even be playing it when I's pork my various relatives!

So, why don't you be doin the a band a favor and check dem out! Sure, they aint no Jerry Springer. Buts, good music is good music! Even grannymah does the running man to dem boys! Hyuck!

Eat my moped dust,

BillyJoeJimBob C. Jarvis