Humor:

"Run, cripple! Run!"
-Eddie Maurice

"I'm looking for some saction!"
-Rivers Cuomo

"Waffles are waffalo meat!?"
-Megan Capers

"I throw tacks at my child."
-Lucas Schippers

"Tutor me you retard."
-Bilinda Mize

"I stole those hall passes fair and square!"
-Ty Trowbridge

"Sorry I touched your junk there Ty"
-Lucas Schippers

"As cute as cancer?"
-Taylor Freeman

"We're having intercourse right now Ty"
-Lucas Schippers

"One eyed wonder weasel and it's 2 balls"
-Carl

"Be good to your colon, and your colon will be good to you."
-Mark Hoppus

"It's no half eaten candy bar out of the trash, but it'll do."
-Eddie Maurice

"Wiping is for posers."
-Ty Trowbridge

"If I had a dollar for everytime you pissed on me, I'd have at least nine dollars Ty."
-Eddie Maurice

"I am God!!!"
-Lucas Schippers

"I'm not half mexican so that doesn't even make me all mexican!"
-Jevan