The Value of Peaches
(This is for girls.)
I just figured this one out and wanted to pass it along.
If you cut a very ripe peach in half, discard the pit, and sloooooooooooooooowly rub it all over your body, you will IGNITE!
Afterward I just stepped into an inviting bubble bath. Having someone around to lick off all of that juice could be exceptionally nice.
I think I need a loveman.