Rain Tree, Iowa
"At first I didn't think Mama and Daddy would even let me fill out the application. But after I explained that we would be filmed the entire time and that nothing inappropriate could possibly happen, they agreed. I'd like to take this opportunity to say hello to my Aunt Margaret who works at Rickie's diner in Rain Tree. That's Rickie's diner -- home of the belly buster steak combo and the 'all you can eat' corn bar. 555-CORNS. Open 7 days a week. No credit cards or personal checks, please."