Miranda is off pursuing her childhood dream: she now drives a shortbus, with one of those electric wheelchair lifts and everything.
Jessica decided to take to the wild sea and live the life of a pirate. Unfortunately, she didn't have a ship or a crew, or even know how to swim, so that didn't go well. She's dead now.
Jeremy abandoned the Navel Academy to move on to bigger and better things. Unfortunately, we don't know exactly what those are, as he's taken out a restraining order against everyone that's ever known the Navel Academy. We talk to his lawyer sometimes, though, he's pretty cool.
Nick finally went in for the sex-change operation he'd been saving up for. Unfortunately, the doctors told him the operation wouldn't be possible because Nick didn't have male reproductive organs to begin with. Anyway, he's a drag queen now. But not a very good one.
Jenn and all the rest of the minions? Yeah, they're all in prison.
And Ryan? Well, Ryan returned to his former job as a Victoria's Secret model.
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