WORDS WOMEN USE

>FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right
and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

>FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the "five minutes"
that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so
it's an even trade.

>NOTHING
This means something, and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
will last  "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

>GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset
over "Nothing," and will end with the word "Fine."

>GO AHEAD (Normal  Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't
care." You will get a Raised Eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,
followed by "Nothing" and "Fine," and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes" when she cools off.

>LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."

>SOFT  SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

>THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man.  "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is to
be in some mighty big trouble.

>PLEASE  DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you
the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so
be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

>THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

>THANKS A  LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when
she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in
some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to
ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

>**Send this to the men you know to warn them about future
arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. And send it to
your women friends to give them a good laugh!

Thought this was so true! 

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