Films make life real
A profound statement that you will ponder till the day you die!
The INSTANT REVIEW
This is the "Pocket Gee Best Friends." Zero
to ten of these will be used to grade each film viewed. A key to this is
below for those of you who need such things.
Spider-Man
I thought it would be lots of useless CGI crap. It suprised me. It stayed
true to the comics as much as a film can. The characters were well cast.
The Green Goblin's costume sucked, but he was well played by Willem DaFoe.
The fights were very cool. Spider-Man was believeable. The end flat out sucked.
Goblin getting it in the nads? Ouch! And Petey, you already have your aunt
and MJ involved in the first movie. You should stick with her, get the benefits,
not turn her away you putz.
The Scorpion King
A real suprise in this one folks! I really enjoyed this. It reminded me how
much fun it can be to go to the movies. Setting a humourous tone in the beginning
with the 'boo' thing, it was fun through and through. The Rock, Dwayne Johnson,
did a great job as the next Schwarzenegger clone, taking the role away froom
Ahnold and making it his own. Cool effects, nice bloodless fights, a ton
o fun!
zero it is sucking the life out of Gee
one
really really really sucked
two
someone owes Gee money for watching this.
three
so they made it for late night cinemax but put it on the big screen
four made by television
five
made for television
six could be better
than what Gee hoped, but good none the less
seven a good
movie
eight don't miss this one
nine a perfect movie (i.e. Lawrence of Arabia)
ten
not possible to achieve. sorry.
Past Reviews of the latest movies
seen by Mikee Gee and his incredible Wife. Please read and be enlightened.
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The REVIEWS of 2001
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
A Beautiful Mind
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Thirteen
Days
Sugar and
Spice
Hannibal
Snatch
Not much time to review this year, huh? We will fix that, o my master!!!
The REVIEWS of 2000
X-Men
Mission: Impossible
2
Scary Movie
Gladiator
The Replacements
Nutty Professor 2
The Watcher
Godzilla 2000
Highlander: Final
Battle
Dude, Where's My CAr?
The Grinch
Dungeouns & Dragons
Charlies Angels
The REVIEWS of 1999...
...were apparently not Y2K compliant and are lost in the
mists of time. Once the "time machine" is completed, we will trek back and
retrieve them. Below is a list of what they were.
The Matrix
Entrapment
Austin Powers 2: The
Spy Who Shagged Me
Tea With Mussolini
The General's Daughter
Eyes Wide Shut
Drop Dead Gorgeous
The Blair Witch Project
Sixth Sense
Three Kings
Fight Club
Toy Story 2
End Of Days
The Messenger: Joan
of Arc
Galaxy Quest
Man on the Moon
Pitch Black
Hurricane
Girl, Interrupted
Deuce Bigelow: Male
Gigolo
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It was mentioned to mikee
gee recently that DIE HARD with a vengeance was the perfect Batman movie.
We find this interesting. the complexity of plot serves as a solid base
for a Batman flick. Change willis into batman, jackson into robin, and irons
into the riddler, add a couple batarang sequences in place of guns and
you have a damn fine bat movie!
And the Best FLick of 2001 is...
The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship
of the Ring. Quite possibly something that can overshadow Star Wars. It
has breadth, complexity, and amazing visuals. Like living anime! The movie
was seemless in it's adherence to the book, both in realization and spirit.
Everything about this picture was perfectly executed, down to the smallest
detail. Flawless!
And the Best Flick of 2000 is...
G aldiator. Not too many good films this year to choose from. Gladiator impressed me the most. Even from the trailer with the Conan music in the background, I was excited. When I first watched it, I was impressed with the intellegence in the script. The cinematography was superb. The Acting was as dead on as the casting. (Except for the fact th at the superimposed a dead actors face on a living stand in at one point) Action, drama, philosophy, and a sweet soundtrack, this film marks the return of Ridley Scott to the pillars of great directors!
And the Best Flick of 1999 is...
T
he MATRIX of course. 
What else would you expect. With an
intricate, well thought out story, good characters, actors that
belonged in their roles, an excellent score, good use of songs, interesting
background characters, solid cinematography, superb direction and
writing, and action action action like you've never seen. Literally!
Summed up, all I need say about the Matrix is:
"Whoa"
last updated 1-11-2002
