I made all these away messages and you are free to use them.

Sleeping Away: im goin to dream land with my Shotty to shoot all those freekin sheep that keep me up by jumping over fences and makin werid sheep noises. oh and to get that freekin fairy that put that powder on me and gave me dandrift. yea and i didnt forget about u mr. bed bug. i know ur the one who gave me crabs!... night folks :-D

Eating Away: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm dont u wish u werent in ethopia couse im eating and they dont!